Dirty Humor @Dirty_Humor
True Shit. Joined October 2012-
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#ThatAwkwardMoment when I'm drunk and you're still ugly.
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#EveryFamilyHas that gay older brother that touched you as a kid.
When I first saw Rise of the Planet of the Apes ads I honestly thought it was a documentary of Obama's presidency.
40th follower gets a FREE vibrating dildo! Only used 3 times!
What's the difference between a Jew and water? Water comes out of the shower.
They say that one in every four men is gay, so that means there's one in my group of friends. I hope it's Michael - he's super cute.
What's the difference between a white man having sex and a black man having sex? Consent
I like my children like I like my coffee. In my mouth.
I don't always get head from fat chicks, but when I do, I'm passed out drunk.
I don't see why people are so surprised when I tell them my grandfather survived Auschwitz. It was pretty uncommon for a Nazi to die.
Yeah so I'm a father now. My wife was beyond pissed when she found out.
I really wanted my bipolar son's brain studied after his death. He should've told me before blowing his brains out. Now we have no sample.
I have this really funny story about porn, but I don't wanna tell it because then it looks like I watch porn.
Would fucking a pregnant woman be considered a threesome?
Remember when your uncle used to do that magic trick where he made body parts grow with just the right touch? Good times.
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