ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio

#GirlDad // #FlyEaglesFly // Golf When I Can ⛳️ Here and there Joined July 2020

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ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio

a week ago

Phillies are getting bounced in the first series. This team is in absolute shambles.

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I’m starting to think they MAJORLY screwed up this Alien: Earth timeline and have some crazy clarifications to make as the series continues. If episode one is 2120, and the initial deep space journey began 65 years ago in 2055, there are major flaws in the story. YIKES if they…

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ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio

3 weeks ago

Is the philosophy around managing the Phillies just, “Who gives a f*ck?” 90+ pitches from Luzardo, up one, with two guys on, no outs. Walks the bases loaded. I think a teenager could run this team better.

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ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio

4 weeks ago

This is the most, “I wouldn’t tell anyone I have CTE but there would be signs” headline you can ever read.

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ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio

4 weeks ago

You know the greatest time of year is among us when daily @BenFennell_NFL technique clips are ROLLIN’

Ben Fennell @BenFennell_NFL

4 weeks ago

You know the greatest time of year is among us when daily @BenFennell_NFL technique clips are ROLLIN’

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ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio

a month ago

This is QB1 caliber stuff from McKee #Eagles

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ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio

a month ago

American Airlines, formerly US Airways, used to be a pinnacle of aviation & customer service. All we can do is wait for the fall, someone to occupy the hubs, and start over. Has truly been so sad to have watched this happen in my 15 year, half million miles flown with them.

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ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio

2 months ago

Let’s talk about this 16 year old plasma TV.

MОЯGАN @MORGANGOREWHORE

2 months ago

Let’s talk about this 16 year old plasma TV.

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ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio

2 months ago

Had some unreal laughs playing Overwatch with friends yesterday Getting solo ult’ed by Rein will never not be hysterical 🤣

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ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio

2 months ago

Kelce AI Giroux Utley Foles

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2 months ago

Kelce AI Giroux Utley Foles

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ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio

2 months ago

Call of Duty @CallofDuty

2 months ago

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ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio

2 months ago

So ~30m Gen Z’s will be inheriting a home on a discount — mortgage free — in the near future as a gift from the Gen X parents who feel guilty about them and their parents financial housing practices. Coolthanks.

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ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio

2 months ago

It’s beautiful.

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2 months ago

It’s beautiful. https://t.co/SzZhLtXFTv

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ᴅɪꜱᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅɢɪᴏ @DistortedGio

2 months ago

It’s time. @H3CZ needs to silhouette this with a trademark and sign @Shotzzy to a lifetime content and merch agreement. This pose is now synonymous with champions.