Sapiosexual @Django_Jr

Lady had to be rescued....from being trapped inside a chimney...bcuz she was trying to break into dudes house...bcuz he'd broke up with her.

“@BEAUTIFULPlCS: Supercell thunderstorm over Courtney, #Oklahoma. Photo by Kelly DeLay. ” #ListOfPlacesImNotGoing🙅

LMFAO! RT @JerseyDemic: When she said she dont give head, but u so special she thinking bout it

Basically 😂💏💗

#HorrorMovies always make me feel better about my life choices & decisions 😂😂

I don't say anything on here remotely important 99% of the time I'm on this

Actually scratch that...#LatinWomen are the BEST but...well they do got a lot of butt, but, as good as they are, the tempers have me 😳🏃💨💨

I think I need to date a white girl again...they're the best 😌 lol

People just need to learn their role and except it. If you're a ho, be a ho💁 If you the side piece then dammit be the best one u can be lmao

Chick when through my garbage while I was sleeping to find an answer to a question that I would've told her if she just asked 😪😳 #shescrazy

Well technically she's more pyscho-ish than a stalker

I got another stalker...

A white Hennessy colada would've completed my day perfectly lol

Pineapple coconut Alize 👌 #niceeeee

@Hazel_ashes it's only over night, right? lol. You plan on partying that night or changing every time there's a new speaker lml

Suuuuure EVERYBODY says they can do it but when the pressure's on and your watching EVERYBODY grabs it halfway just like everyone else lmaoo

I swear you cannot out drink an old head, EVER. It's like trying to grab the top of the flagpole on Super Mario on Nintendo

“@Hazel_ashes: Packing for this overnight orientation & I think I'm over doing it.” If u have more than 2 pairs of shoes, u definitely are 😂

I'm not saying this experienced just happened to me last night buuuuuuut I can say I'm going to incinerate my garbage for now on lmao

If a girl you're talking to goes through your garbage while you're sleeping....does that mean she really loves you or just crazy af😂😂😂😂