David McCauslin @Dmccauslin
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If they don't figure something out in the next week this will be a very frustrating summer of baseball.
Another rough day for any of us hopeful Abreu figures it out.
So many thought Bregman would get out to a hot start being a contract year but so far it's the same old slow start and Alvarez doesn't look like himself at the plate. Add 1 hit Abreu to the mix and the top 1/2 of the lineup is a mess at the plate.
I think it's funny how Rangers fans get all bent out of shape about Garcia and steroids accusations when they know if he were an Astro and had that same transformation they'd be say the same thing (and we'd probably be denying it). 🤣🤣
I wish I had a friend that didn't miss $4.5 mil if I "borrowed" it.
Shanahan was awfully conservative in this game. At least 2 4th downs where he should have gone for it vs kicking the field goal. You just don’t give Mahomes the ball with a chance to win.
So many baseball writers are idiots with their own agenda. Just look at the merits and vote accordingly. These ridiculous rationalizations they make for not voting for obviously qualified players is embarrassing.
My favorite part of the off-season is watching so many freak out when a player is signed by another team to what looks like a bad contract. I'm kidding, it actually drives me crazy.
Whew! That was one of those games that you don’t usually pull out when luck looks like it’s not on your side in the 2nd half. Hope Stroud is okay. Looked like he was hurting after that big hit he took.
Ouch. That was CJ’s worst decision this season that I’ve this season. Terrible decision and even worse throw.
Some of y'all are pretty rude, just wish the man good luck in his retirement, DAMN! 🤣🤣🤣
#LLWS better check some of those California team birth certificates. Some big boys over there. 😂
This year will likely have the lowest scoring winner of the ESPN NCAA bracket challenge. A 9 seed, 2 5 seeds and a 4 seed? #MarchMadness indeed!
With the shift going away this year, middle infield defense and teams that lack good defenders are going to be exposed. Overpaying at shortstop last year might be about right now if they are gold glove level.
Missed the parade coverage. Were there speeches at the end of it like 2017 or was it just the caravan?
3 games of not Tweeting during the game and 3 wins. You’re welcome. 😂
I hate 0-2 pitches are good enough to get a bat on.
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@Dmccauslin @Super70sSports It’s kinda funny that it was part of the marketing of the TV set back then. How about making a set where a human doesn’t have to hold the antenna to get a station to come in, or put tinfoil on it? Now that would be a marketing windfall. 😄
Widowed, living with a high-maintenance mentally unwell woman, trying to keep order in a town full of inbred alcoholics, and the ancestors of future QAnon members, yet unfailingly just fucking delightful. Andy Taylor, you sweet bastard.
@influencedbyit @IamMontanna_ Bbq, gulfcoast seafood, southern comfort food, tex-mex, Asian fusion, creole, cajun
@Dmccauslin @robncypress @ReformedWriter Cleveland was willing to give him a 3rd year. Houston had to match
Bottom of 5th, 2nd and 3rd with 1 out and not getting an insurance run from Diaz or Pena really hurts. Back end of bullpen has been bad, but this lineup not scoring runs with RISP has been such a killer all year.
@Dmccauslin @ask_aubry In my eyes, nothing at all. Lots of people who rent have kids. I just think having a kid is a much bigger commitment than marriage so if they can do that without buying a house why can they also not get married. I wrote this to somebody else. x.com/enfuduzemengo/…
@Chateausherrill @ask_aubry haha I missed that. So they can have a kid before they buy a house but not perform a wedding ceremony? Mum definitely just trying to control him. As if getting married is a bigger commitment than making an actual human being.
@Dmccauslin Haul of righties up with Press not having thrown since Friday would’ve loved to see him in that spot
Justin Verlander could join the rotation as soon as this weekend vs the Nationals, per Joe Espada
@ask_aubry @Dmccauslin DUDE I DIDNT EVEN SEE HIM?? i thought she was muppeting NOT being held by him holy ffuck
@ask_aubry @Dmccauslin saw this and was like “wait this one’s normal what’s wrong”
@Dmccauslin Ive done it for years and years...i think it had something to do with me feeling insecure taking pics..id rather just make a silly face
I’m at the Minute Maid Park and I’ve seen more Rangers fans here today than I’ve seen ever in my entire life. Maybe double than the most I’ve ever seen. Where did they all come from? I’ve counted 8 so far.
This is cringy and embarrassing
Awesome: Travis Kelce finally receives his college diploma while SLAMMING down a beer 🤣