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J @DocHolliJay

I don’t shave my head it just grows that way x.com/search?q=from%… Joined March 2023
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J @DocHolliJay

6 months ago

I’m outta here for awhile, I just have no interest, feel free to unfollow me ✌🏼

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J @DocHolliJay

6 months ago

The Last BoyScout

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6 months ago

The Last BoyScout

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Art E McFly @SabotagedSmoke

6 months ago

If anyone is trying to practice their euthanasia techniques I'm available as a test subject

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Workplace Barbie @JustRadEnough

6 months ago

If you can’t play the air drums on my ass to the beat of Motownphilly while we eat Little Caesars pizza, you are too young for me.

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Workplace Barbie @JustRadEnough

6 months ago

I actually prefer you slap a mozzarella stick on my tongue.

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Art E McFly @SabotagedSmoke

6 months ago

It's 2025 and films starring John Travolta still go straight to VHS

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Art E McFly @SabotagedSmoke

6 months ago

Seems like a perfect morning for anyone that ever threatened to kill me to keep their promise

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6 months ago

“Are you more of an introvert or extrovert?” More of a pervert if you will

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J @DocHolliJay

6 months ago

Home from work at 1:30pm cracking open a cold Garage beer and sitting on my deck in the sun like an elite dad

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J @DocHolliJay

6 months ago

Is it just me or is this place hella boring and just fucking sucks now?

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J @DocHolliJay

6 months ago

I didn’t do anything for St. Patrick’s day except go to bed at 9pm and sleep for 12.5 hours

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6 months ago

Ghosting someone says way more about you than it does them.

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the Lisa @lalise222

6 months ago

Do me a favor and miss me with that bullshit, bro

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Larry’s Twin 99 @LarrysTwin99

6 months ago

Instead of calling it butt sex, call it ‘Sliding into their BMs’?

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J @DocHolliJay

6 months ago

Wanna know how disgusting and cooked we are as a society? I watched a guy cut his fingernails while he was pumping gas

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Art E McFly @SabotagedSmoke

6 months ago

Sure, nobody WANTS to hold the charcuterie board during the orgry, but you have to earn your way in somehow

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J @DocHolliJay

6 months ago

Did a great job of making a piece of shit look like an even bigger piece of shit

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TESLA CARS ONLY⚡️ @teslacarsonly

6 months ago

Did a great job of making a piece of shit look like an even bigger piece of shit

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J @DocHolliJay

6 months ago

How you feel when you’re 17 beers deep and say " Buenos Nachos " to the Taco Bell cashier

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Larry’s Twin 99 @LarrysTwin99

6 months ago

When I say my biological clock is ticking, it means I’m getting closer to 4:30pm dinners in my immediate future.

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