Dr. Splock @DocSplock
Parenting parody account. Collecting hilarious parenting tweets. Joined January 2016-
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The toys we spent the most on are played with the least. Re-using everything has been the biggest investment in our kids' imaginations.
Me: Ok, so what's today's reason why you can't do your homework? 6: I just have a lot going on right now.
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Our I.T. guy just told me that he uses internet explorer, and now i have large doubts that he knows anything about computers
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Wife: *points to toddler* She can't wear that. Me: Why? Wife: You dressed her in 3 different shades of purple Me: Too many or not enough?
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youtu.be/C03Zk-plR9s My survival skills video is up on youtube! Soon back crawl and front swimming will be up too! #swimmer @TorrentSwim
Me: Are you being naughty? 4: No. While holding stolen chocolate behind his back. While facing AWAY from me 😂
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4-year-old: How come you're tall and I'm short? Me: I'm older. 4: I'll be taller when you're dead.
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What the hell is Frosty doing to Santa?
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My kids are beginning to walk. It's brilliant, yet terrifying. Like when they bring back the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park. #parenting
These guys teach our kids & they are AMAZING! If you live in the #annex & looking 4 #swimlessons you have to try them out!
These guys teach our kids & they are AMAZING! If you live in the #annex & looking 4 #swimlessons you have to try them out!
6yo: "My butt is my vagina clavicle!" That's what you get for teaching your kids about anatomy...
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#WhyWeDoWhatWeDo Because kids' pride in their accomplishments matters. #WednesdayWisdom Learn more at torrentswim.com
Aaaand my son now calls me "Princess Daddy." #parentingwin #kids
Anyone in TO?
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Even wondered what a baby daily's life would be like if it was narrated by Sir David Attenborough? fb.me/7nUNaQCY7
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