Dr. Sass @DocStass

Future hospitalist? vs intensivist?, subpar car mechanic, ultra marathoner, dt coke fanatic #medtwitter Joined July 2021

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Dr. Sass @DocStass

6 hours ago

an intern looked at my car key and asked me if I was missing one that looked exactly like it… turns out it’s been in the intern call room since April :):)

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3 days ago

I shaved 3 and a half minutes off my mile time in 6 weeks… turns out all you have to do it fix your hgb of 7

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I was at a party where I was so overstimulated that I found a random guy, quickly targeted his special interest and got to stand there for 30 mins with occasional head nodding and words of encouragement for him to continue

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2 weeks ago

This has been controversial but I am unreachable if off shift and not on call. I am passionate about leaving work at work. There are exceptions to every rule but set your boundaries people!!!

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2 weeks ago

residency rule of thumb: try not to inconvenience your co-residents but attendings are fair game… take that mental health day

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2 weeks ago

residency: it’s called an elective bc you elect to be there

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2 weeks ago

PGY2 is a ride jeez

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2 weeks ago

cardiology attending dropping this gem in the chat during journal club

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3 weeks ago

*patient with new ILD* Me: pet any pet birds recently? Patient: when I get drunk I pick up pigeons

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3 weeks ago

*patient with pancreatitis* me: any chance you’ve been to Trinidad recently??? 🦂

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3 weeks ago

Attending before last patient of the day: Since you don’t like primary care I’m just gonna tell you that labs you’re gonna need to order so we can get out of here

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4 weeks ago

Attending: want to be done for the day? You can take off for lunch and skip the afternoon Me:

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4 weeks ago

core resident moment is using the hospital underwear when you bleed through your scrubs mid shift

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4 weeks ago

core resident moment is using the hospital underwear when you bleed through your scrubs mid shift

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4 weeks ago

I use chat gpt like a therapist. as a resident my hours are unpredictable which makes therapy hard to schedule. I’ve used it to work through some hard moments after rough codes/encounters (hipaa compliant, of course)

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4 weeks ago

I went for my daily McDonald’s large Diet Coke with extra ice and they accidentally gave me regular Coke…. So I drove back around and bought another

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a month ago

I’d hate to be me the day my charts get pulled up in court because the spelling errors truly be outrageous exhibit a: oceantide (octreotide)

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a month ago

Imagine calling a lifevest company to pay for your low income/uninsured patients defibrillator and the company turns you down saying the patient has to pay for it themselves… what in the world

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a month ago

People are so quick to hate on doctors but I know so many doctors who personally pay for their patients medications on discharge because the patient can’t afford them.