'98 dad bod, 301k+ mi @DocTyPopcorn
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Michael: Where’s Tobias? Lindsay: He’s out on the balcony having margaritas with Carl Weathers.
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Sorry I can’t hang out today, I’m adjusting the idle on my toilet
Wore my track jacket to the liquor store today, so if anyone needs some gabagool, you know where I’ll be
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Mathematician Proves X Gonna Give It to Ya thehardtimes.net/music/mathemat…
A blue lives matter flag, but for liquor store employees
Gonna start growing my eyebrows out for Halloween 2K20
My cousin: “Have you been crying?” Me: “yeah I was listening to Willie on the way over”
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Top 10 Bruce Springsteen Songs to Open an Auto Repair Shop To thehardtimes.net/blog/top-10-br…
At the Room & Board Outlet looking at a couch discounted down to $1,899.89: “Babe, that’s alotta truck parts”
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Congratulations to Walgreens for winning the 2019 World Series!
Turning the MNF theme on my laptop speakers full blast and doing line-drive blocking drills into Brian’s cubicle wall
Was really excited to hear MeatDoof or whatever the fuck his name is announcing the hockey game. Sad!
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I may have dropped out of college, but I can write one hell of a strongly worded email
I must say, Taintley Tillverson put on a wonderful halftime show
If you wear one of those dumbass red trucker caps and have never worked on your own vehicle, you deserve to be run over by it
Just heard a Harley go by playing “Killing in the Name” and now I’m thinking about the Guitar Hero 3 guitar battles with Tom Morello
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