Bread Breakfast @Doc_Teef

CTRL-X personality, cat hider, food eater, makes eagle sounds whenever he walks into a room. Co-host of How Do You Do?, the #1 best podcast about jobs anchor.fm/howdoyoudo Tulsa, OK Joined April 2016

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Bread Breakfast @Doc_Teef

2 years ago

I don't feel like paying for a check mark. I do feel like turning filth, nudes, photos of sex, of any variety, into high art. I can produce many more. These are suitable for framing. You will own the original print, and you are free to use them as you wish. $10/per

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3 years ago

All I wanna do is make stuff I like and break stuff I don't like. That's reasonable. I am a good person. Watch Shasta McNasty, Tuesday nights on UPN.

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3 years ago

Where do you think gifts come from, Kevin? People of different or no faiths get gifts the exact same way as Christians. Did you give this tweet any thought before you sent it?

Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs

3 years ago

Where do you think gifts come from, Kevin? People of different or no faiths get gifts the exact same way as Christians. Did you give this tweet any thought before you sent it?

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3 years ago

Thinking back to the time @Bearphomet66 asked me to draw a tattoo on her so I wrote "Ride Fast and Die Like a Bitch" on her arm in Sharpie.

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3 years ago

Thinking back to the time @Bearphomet66 asked me to tattoo her and I wrote "Ride Fast and Die Like a Bitch" on her neck in Sharpie.

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3 years ago

Assassin's Creed is so realistic. The horses can't survive a huge fall off of a cliff, as has been my experience in real life.

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4 years ago

I am 34 years old. I grew up right as the Cold War was ending. I thought it was over. We all thought we would never have to worry about it again. Mutually Assured Destruction was just a punchline, and we all knew better. Then, the Universe said "Gotcha, bitch."

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4 years ago

I bet the first guy to put a potato on a sandwich was made mayor of his village.

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4 years ago

I interrupt your flow of buttholes and pay-for-poon to let you know that Popeye's Sweet Heat sauce is probably just wine and hot sauce.

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4 years ago

They're making sexy batteries! Now I have seen everything!

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4 years ago

Someone took a nasty shit (in the bathroom) and the smell wafted all the way into my store. Now it smells like a dusty fart in my workspace.

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4 years ago

Here it is, a rare Tweet: Neigh neigh neigh neigh neigh Horse Nightmares neigh neigh neigh neigh Sleep well, equine friend Also a haiku. Follow me in public to smell farts.