Funkdoctor @Docsthename
What goes up must come down, what comes down comes back around Melbourne Joined September 2010-
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Instant coffee is making a comeback due to the cost-of-living.
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For those of you playing at home, I am NOT playing at home. I am at work and I’m not impressed.
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Congrats to me ! I know a lot of people will think I am showing off, but when you work hard all your life, you deserve to treat yourself. I can’t express the happiness I am feeling right now. White was the only colour they had, but it doesn’t matter.
Wordle 1,046 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Failed tetris.
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The darkest F1 weekend began Friday 29 April 1994. Rubens Barrichello hit a kerb at 225 km/h, knocking him out. When Barrichello regained consciousness he found Ayrton Senna looking over him. After learning Barrichello had survived, Senna returned to his car and continued...
Interesting paragraph in the report of the weekend’s Grand Prix Commission (the high power in MotoGP) especially in light of Zarco’s words about the stewards
THANK YOU FOR SHOUTING THAT AT US.
FONTAINEBLEAU LAS VEGAS NAMED OFFICIAL EVENT PARTNER OF THE FORMULA 1 HEINEKEN SILVER LAS VEGAS GRAND PRIX eur01.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%…
Saw an interesting FB reel about auto colour correction. A guys phone tried to balance the very orange floor. Cue 10K comments accusing him of cruelty for dyeing his cat blue 😂
And that's a wrap. A late lap from Maverick to go P2 but Diggia remains on top.
Yes folks, Pecco Bagnaia is that good. Marc tried twice. He handled him. And he broke him. Epic race 🔥
When you find out what it is, let us know.
There’s just something about the #MiamiGP circuit 👌
Eating lunch at 4.30pm because that’s how my day has gone.
It doesn't matter how early I go to bed. I still don't want to get up.
A whole 3 weeks clean and sober. A huge thanks to all who have supported me. It means the world.
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