Nursingistheshit @Doctormocker
Just another RN surviving the medical world with the power of sarcasm. Joined November 2015-
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Patient had blood sugar in the teens. Nationwide shortage of D50. Shit. #nursingproblems
"Yes, I know your pain pill hasn't kicked in since I gave it to you 3 minutes ago, but I assure you that calling 911 won't help." #nursing
God, I love it when the desk tech lets me answer the call bells myself after 5 minutes of ringing. #nurseproblems #nursing
"But I saw this thing on the Internet about this other treatment..." Congrats on your degree from Wikipedia University. #nurseproblems
"Ms. W, what brought you to the ER today?" "My power's out and it's hot." Face palm. #nurseproblems
That awkward moment when your d/c-ed patient gets in the car with their 02 tank and immediately lights a cigarette. #nurseproblems
Watching a patient reposition during a pelvic exam and kick a mean doc right in the face. Best day ever. #nurseproblems
"Hey, Mr. P! Time to check your vitals! Here, hold this thermometer under your tongue." "Sure thing, Nurse!" *chugs soda #nurseproblems
Diabetic patient with a1c of 7.9. Won't stop eating M&Ms. Why? Because "M&Ms don't have sugar in them, just chocolate!" #nurseproblems
When your patient pats your blonde head and says "It's so pretty and Aryan!" 😑 #failedcompliment #nurseproblems
We all have 2 coworkers..the fun one, and the one that wouldn't know a good time if a patient vomited it on her. #nurseproblems
"Sir, have you been checking your sugar before every meal?" "Naw, they just tell you that so they can sell more of them little test strips!"
"Any cardiac history, sir?" "Nope, just that atrial fibula rhythm thing." Ah yes, the abnormally beating leg bone. #nurseproblems
"EXCUSE ME, why haven't you changed my husband's wound dressing yet?!?" Because it's 8:15am and I need coffee, settle down. #nurseproblems
Well, it wouldn't be a normal day without a patient blatantly farting in my face during a routine poop check. #1sentenceshift #nurseproblems
My AMS lady has pooped, peed, and vomited on the floor today, and thank God she's not male, cause that'd be 1 more fluid. #1sentenceshift
Gaaaahhhhhhh it's so gorgeous outside and I'm stuck in here like, ok Ms. Smith, let's go try to poop. #nurseproblems
Staring at me through the window of the break room does not get your Dilaudid any faster. It's still gonna be 45 minutes. #nurseproblems
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