Infosec Dog @DogInfosec

Infosec in the corporate world Joined March 2019

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Infosec Dog @DogInfosec

7 years ago

TIL I'm typosquatting. It's an honest mistake; I just mistyped the domain registration and spelling isn't my strong suit. #RuhRoh

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Infosec Dog @DogInfosec

7 years ago

When you decide to update the corporate Coding Standards but you remember you're a 🐶 and you don't know how to use Word. SIGH 🙄

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Infosec Dog @DogInfosec

7 years ago

Tried #phishing catz but the stoopid thing hered the notification, looked at its phone and then just looked away like it was too cool to answer. Oh, I'll get you #FurryCat

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I've heard hoomins say some #infosec fears keep them awake at night. Not me. I just have nightmares and bark or growl in my sleep. When I really get worked up about skwirrelz, catz, or rabbit attackers, my tummy gets upset and I fart myself awake.

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Infosec Dog @DogInfosec

7 years ago

Rainy dayz are a mixed blessing. #APT 2, #BushyTail actors tend to lay low but my bladder gets a Denial of Service until someone can let me out for a quick trip. Also, we're stuck inside with that nsidi.. insid... evil member of APT 1, #FurryCat.

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Infosec Dog @DogInfosec

7 years ago

I'll be happy when the hoomins impli... imple... start using SSO w/user-enabled password reset. The bichon keeps asking me to reset her account. -SIGH-

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Infosec Dog @DogInfosec

7 years ago

Ruh roh! Very active weekend. #APT 2, code name #BushyTail uhtributed to #skwirllz. Family seyz they are red butt they pass the Chinees smell test. Tbh all threat actors look grey to me.

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Infosec Dog @DogInfosec

7 years ago

New #APT profile started. I am convinced #FurryCat drank my water; orange fur found near bowl. Family discourages #offsec at this time. They seem fooled by the catz duhplo ... deplom ... acting skillz.