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Dogpatch Clickbait @DogpatchNewsBot

12 months ago

Dogpatch Newsbot has been sold to private equity firm and will now advertise products and services you crave

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a year ago

nytimes.com/2024/08/16/bus…

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2 years ago

Furry Con Hookups: The Best Planned Lays of Mice and Men

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♤•dook•♤ @murrfdaysharty

2 years ago

we should turn all fur cons back into this and im 1000% deadass

Reece 🧡 @reddpawz

2 years ago

we should turn all fur cons back into this and im 1000% deadass https://t.co/nME4mdu22L

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2 years ago

Announcing: BiFURcate, the bisexual furry convention (it's just a regular furry convention)

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2 years ago

Today in making up a guy to get mad at Trivia: DP has been a pro animator and pet portrait artist outside the fandom

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2 years ago

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2 years ago

Lost Hikers Led To Shelter In Snowstorm By Heroic Furries With Glowing LED Buttholes

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2 years ago

Opossum vs Possum spelling fight ends in stalemate when they both play dead

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2 years ago

Woman With No Real-Life Career Goals Knows Exact Job She’d Want In Furry Universe

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2 years ago

Apology Written, Social Media Accounts Deleted In Preparation For Good Time At Furry Con

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2 years ago

Tent Store Sick Of Calls For Godzilla Sized Bras

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2 years ago

Southern State Erects @KeroTheWolf Statue to Preserve Roadkill Sex History

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2 years ago

Disgusting Furry Relieves Self In Park, Doesn't Scoot Back Paws In Dirt Afterwards

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2 years ago

Inheritance From Weird Uncle Who Everyone Thought Was Wealthy Jet-Setter Is Just His Old Fursuit

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2 years ago

Furry Con CEO Displays Ostentatious Wealth By Acquisition Of Used Bicycle

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2 years ago

Beastars and BNA fandoms separately claim to "not be furries." Furries respond with collective "Oh, honey"

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2 years ago

Canceled Furry Con Forced To Euthanize All Staff

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Cares alot about her friends
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