Dogs and Cats Text @DogsAndCatsText

What would it be like if dogs and cats could text? Official Twitter feed of Dogs And Cats Texting. Find us on Facebook: http://t.co/cU7q5oEVhc. dogsandcatstexting.com Joined April 2012

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Dogs and Cats Text @DogsAndCatsText

5 years ago

#TextFromDog in which Lilah learns a cold hard truth. #humansarenotgods #wecantcontroltheweather #winter #readyforspring #nomoresnow

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5 years ago

#TextFromDog: You know that funny-looking dog? Me: You mean the Calvin? Dog: He let me sniff him today. Me: Progress! What did you think? Dog: He's funny smelling too! #dogsandcatstexting #dogsandcats #iftheycanlearntogetalong #wecantoo

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5 years ago

Calvin, king of the towels, lord of the laundry, pharaoh of fur. #catsandlaundry #DogsAndCatsTexting >> bit.ly/DogsAndCatsTex…

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6 years ago

#TextFromDog: He can be a bit of a pest sometimes. Me: Who? Dog: Tucker. He’s noisy. And never stops with that ball of his. And the way he always seems to be in my space. Me: I hear ya. Dog: But you know what? It’s okay. Even when he lays on me…He ain’t heavy. He’s my brother.

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6 years ago

#TextFromCat There’s something so tempting about it. Like a siren call, I’m drawn to it. It’s squareness irresistible. The sense of illicitness enticing. I want to sit on it. To lie on it. To roll around on it. Me: Stay off the newspaper! And the table! Cat: Foiled again.

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6 years ago

#Text from Dog: Me: Could you please make some room for me? Dog: But I finally got the pillow just the way I like it. Me: There’s room for both of us if you move your legs. Dog: There’s another couch, you know. And a couple of dog beds. #jasperwins #olddognewtricks #pillowtalk

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6 years ago

#TextFromCat: He’s putting water on his face! He scraping his fur off! Now he’s getting his entire body wet! Me: Chilllax, Athena. Brian is just shaving and showering. Cat: What you humans do to yourselves. I’ll never understand. #textingcat

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6 years ago

#TextFromCat The mighty hunter spies her prey. Out in the open Far from safety Unaware of impending doom. The hunter crouches. Prepares… Leaps! And in one well-calculated pounce, the deed is done. The blue fuzzy mouse is caught. To the victor belongs the spoils.

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6 years ago

#TextFromDog: Tucker’s barking. Again. Me: Believe me, I know. Dog: Is he barking *at* something? Or is he just barking because… he’s Tucker? Me: Your guess is as good as mine. Dog: I need to know whether it’s worth it to get up and bark too. Me: You have a rough life, Lilah.

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6 years ago

#TextFromCat: Thanks for the new cat bed. Me: TBH, it isn’t intended to be a cat bed. Cat: I knew it! What’s it supposed to be used for? Me: It’s a doll bed. Cat: A bed for a fake human that doesn’t sleep? Me: I wouldn’t’ have said it that way, but yeah. Cat: People are so weird.

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6 years ago

#TextFromDog: I'm not a fan of windy days. It messes up my fur. And blows my ears around. Me: I think you look kind of sexy with the wind blowing in your fur. Like a model. I like the look. Dog: That's because you don't have floppy ears. Me: Good point. #blowinginthewind #tucker

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6 years ago

#TextFromCat Thought you could use some company, or some help. Me: no thanks, Calvin, I got this. What could you possibly help me with in here? Cat: I’m good at paperwork. #lifewithcats #nosuchthingasprivacy

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6 years ago

#TextFromCat: Hey there. I thought you might need some company. Me: No. That's OK, I'm fine. Cat: Or maybe you could use some help. Me: No thanks, Calvin, I got this. Cat: You sure? I'm a very helpful cat. I'm good at paperwork. #onaroll #calvin #paperwork

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6 years ago

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6 years ago

She’s faster than a speeding chipmunk. More powerful than a confused terrier. Able to leap over hosta in a single bound. She’s Lilah, Super Dog! #superdog #textfromdog #alldogsaresuper

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6 years ago

#textFromCat: He’s putting water on his face! He scraping his fur off! Now he’s getting his entire body wet! Me: Chilllax, Athena. Brian is just shaving and showering. Cat: What you humans do to yourselves. I’ll never understand. #text #funnytext #textingcat

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6 years ago

#TextFromDog: You know what's the best thing about my monkey? Me: No. What? Dog: You can throw him and I can bring him back... and he still let's me use him as a pillow! #lovemymonkey #monkeybusiness

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6 years ago

#TextFromCat: Pet me. Me: Ok. Cat: Again. Me: Of course. Cat: More. Me: Absolutely. Cat: Purrrrrr Me: I'll never get any work done this way. #Again #Purr

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7 years ago

#TextFromDog: Hey! Me: What? Dog: You forgot something! Me: I did? What? Dog: The dog! #bringthedog #youforgotsomething

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7 years ago

#TextFromCat: First I had to pounce it. Then I had to wrestle it to the ground. A few bunny kicks to be sure. And then Me: ... And then what? Cat: And then... Me: What?! Cat: I forget. Me: A little too much catnip?!