Stitchy Cyrus @DomAss666

This is not the bean you're looking for Joined September 2014

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Stitchy Cyrus @DomAss666

5 months ago

how do yall not go fucking feral staring at a computer all day? I'm going fucking crazy

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Stitchy Cyrus @DomAss666

a year ago

Can the secret society of "Housewives In Oversized Vehicles Fucking The Flow Of Traffic" have a meeting and maybe switch it up a bit? I just wanna get where I'm going, please.

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Stitchy Cyrus @DomAss666

2 years ago

Listening to sad punk "breakup" songs when your wife leaves for a 2 day work trip. 💔

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Stitchy Cyrus @DomAss666

2 years ago

Is Uranus is retrograde? because there are wayy to many assholes on the road right now.

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Stitchy Cyrus @DomAss666

2 years ago

Quit listening to me, Samsung.

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Stitchy Cyrus @DomAss666

2 years ago

SAD FLATLAND MUSIC?!

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working hard gets you paid the same as those lazy guys who suck the bosses dick, the only difference is that they will get a company email address and who knows what else, while your back hurts from carrying the slack.

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Stitchy Cyrus @DomAss666

2 years ago

this bar cut my music privileges off. how rude

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Stitchy Cyrus @DomAss666

2 years ago

But even when it seems the weight is far too much to take I won't collapse for anything

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Metlcore Clwnboy @MetalBlakedowns

2 years ago

KNOCKED LOOSE MOTHERFUCKER

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Stitchy Cyrus @DomAss666

2 years ago

If my boss doesnt cool his shit, I'm gonna freak out

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Stitchy Cyrus @DomAss666

2 years ago

Theres no sharks in the bathtub!

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Stitchy Cyrus @DomAss666

2 years ago

i got followed home last night, literally turned into a church and they followed, signaled right and turned left and they followed. wasnt until i u turned and stopped and stared at them for like 2 minutes that they finally left and never have i wanted to have a pistol so bad🤣🤣

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Stitchy Cyrus @DomAss666

2 years ago

To My mother, My wife, My coworkers. I can't hear you through sheetrocked walls. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

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Chris Fronzak @FRONZ1LLA

2 years ago

If this tweet gets 8 million retweets, I’ll give 30 random people who retweeted it $100,000

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Stitchy Cyrus @DomAss666

2 years ago

#NewProfilePic

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Stitchy Cyrus @DomAss666

2 years ago

My, my, those eyes like fire I'm a winged insect, you're a funeral pyre Come now, bite through these wires I'm a waking hell and the gods grow tired Reset my patient violence along both lines of a pathway higher Grow back your sharpest teeth, you know my desire