Baseball Trump @DonaldTrumpMLB

*Parody Account* When BIG LEAGUE players play, they're not playing their best. They're bums. They're brainless. But some I assume are good people #MBGA Mar-a-Lago (and occasionally the White House) Joined November 2017

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Baseball Trump @DonaldTrumpMLB

7 years ago

Yesterday a body was found in a water cooler before the #Braves game. If Michael Cohen doesn’t watch out, he might be next! Remember Michael, prison is a better option that getting buried in a stadium Jimmy Hoffa style. Or poisoned by my Kremlin buddies. #ChopOn #MBGA

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Baseball Trump @DonaldTrumpMLB

7 years ago

Domingo German is a prime example of why we need stronger borders in this country. The #Yankees fans are clearly suffering w/ this illegal criminal with cantaloupe calves. Thank Cryin’ Chuck Schumer for the Dems’ weakness on the border. We NEED Strength to #MBGA! #PinstripePride

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Baseball Trump @DonaldTrumpMLB

7 years ago

So the #Mets now have Wannabe Thor Noah Cinderblock & wannabe fish Brandon Nimmo out w/ finger injuries. WEAK! Though it is hard having big, beautiful hands which sometimes stick out & get hit by pitches. Trust me I know! The bigger the hand, the better the pussy grab. #LGM #MBGA

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Baseball Trump @DonaldTrumpMLB

7 years ago

Jacob DeGrom is a total LOSER for constantly getting robbed (like the US in trade)! Similar to Crazy Bernie Sanders before him, the Mets offense is doing all they can to rig the game against him. Jacob’s whole 2018 season is just like Bernie’s posture...CROOKED! #LGM #MBGA

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Baseball Trump @DonaldTrumpMLB

7 years ago

The #Nats Bryce Harper, who’s a very injury prone player, has been hit with too many baseballs by pitchers. I watched him leave the game last night & I seriously think he’s a coward. I guess he doesn’t realize that it’s his walk year & he’s only hitting .228. Wake up Pussy! #MBGA

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Baseball Trump @DonaldTrumpMLB

7 years ago

So wannabe Thor of the #Mets, Noah Cinder block, is still out w/ a little bitty finger injury. SAD! I’ve had brain injuries for years & was still able to go to N Korea to eat Octopus & ice cream w/ my buddy Little Rocket Man. Plus I looked nice and handsome (not fat)! #LGM #MBGA

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Baseball Trump @DonaldTrumpMLB

7 years ago

Little Rocket Man Kim Jung Un better learn from the #Angels Ohtani and #Yankees Tanaka. If you play with America, you will get HURT! The sad part is, none of them will even see it coming. That’s not a racist joke by the way, as I’m the least racist person you’ll ever meet! #MBGA

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Baseball Trump @DonaldTrumpMLB

7 years ago

Sandy Alderson is doing a terrible job as GM of the #Mets. That old man reminds me of my PATHETIC AG Jeff Sessions, who I sometimes call Mr. Magoo. Sessions recused himself from the Russian WITCH HUNT, which we all know is the fault of Crooked H. No collusion! LOCK HER UP! #MBGA

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Baseball Trump @DonaldTrumpMLB

7 years ago

So I’m currently in Singapore w/ my friend Dennis Rodman, & we’re preparing to meet with Little Rocket Man. I would like for the #Angels Shohei Ohtani to join us now that the LOSER is gonna be out for a year. I mean, they both have slanty eyes, so they’ll get along, right? #MBGA

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Baseball Trump @DonaldTrumpMLB

7 years ago

So the sad #Mets won’t cut Jose Reyes, who’s batting only .149. Another example of an illegal taking a job that should go to an American! BUILD THE WALL! On a side note, we both have 11 hits. And by hits I mean times I had to hit a pornstar so she would get an abortion. #MBGA

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Baseball Trump @DonaldTrumpMLB

7 years ago

Also, the Canadian #BlueJays deserve to have their top prospect injured. I mean, didn’t those damn Canadians burn down the White House or something? Also Justin Trudeau is a meek man whose eyebrows are apparently even faker than my hair. #MBGA

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Baseball Trump @DonaldTrumpMLB

7 years ago

So #BlueJays prospect Vladimir Guerrero Jr is now injured. His legendary father, Vlad Sr, should be ashamed of him for not showing up to work. I mean, my great sons Don Jr and Eric were both dropped on their heads as kids and still show up for work every day. SAD! #MBGA

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Baseball Trump @DonaldTrumpMLB

8 years ago

The #Astros just agreed to a 1 yr deal with Dallas Keuchel. He's a very good negotiator, believe me! For some reason, Keuchel has always struck me as a money hungry guy. Just a scheming, greedy bastard. I wonder why? Might have something to do with the sound of his name. #MBGA

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Baseball Trump @DonaldTrumpMLB

8 years ago

The #Marlins, who are clearly a shithole team, have traded half their players & are now gonna trade Yelich, Realmuto & Castro. Why do we even allow teams like that in MLB? Jeter's an even worse owner than I was in the USFL, & I literally caused the league to go under. Sad! #MBGA

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Baseball Trump @DonaldTrumpMLB

8 years ago

If it hasn't been clear already, our AMERICAN jobs are unfairly going to foreigners. The vast majority of the top AMERICAN free agents are still unsigned entering 2018, yet OVERRATED Japanese foreigner Shohei Ohtani gets taken care of? UNACCEPTABLE! BUILD THE WALL! #MBGA

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Baseball Trump @DonaldTrumpMLB

8 years ago

The Rockies paid Wade Davis $52 million to pitch just 1 inning a game, making the Rockies dumber & poorer just like the US Post Office. Let's shut down the Post Office & have Santa Claus make all future deliveries. If you disagree you're a part of the War On Christmas. SAD! #MBGA

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Baseball Trump @DonaldTrumpMLB

8 years ago

After the #Yankees added half the entire all star team, the LOSER #Mets just went and added Omar Minaya to the front office. PATHETIC! Current GM Sandy Alderson needs to be STRONG on immigration & build a wall around the actual decision makers. Maybe even call ICE on him! #MBGA

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Baseball Trump @DonaldTrumpMLB

8 years ago

After trading for Stanton, the OVERRATED #Yankees now re-sign fat ass CC Sabathia. Hey CC, make like your overweight brethren Chris Christie & get me some McDonald's! But then again, the only time Sabathia would close down a bridge is if he gets into a DUI crash on it. SAD! #MBGA

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Baseball Trump @DonaldTrumpMLB

8 years ago

#Angels just acquired Ian Kinsler. Like your fav president (me), Kinsler didnt think Puerto Rico was playing the game right, referring to baseball. He must be too scared to say how "they want everything done for them" after being hit by some tiny, low energy hurricane. SAD! #MBGA

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Baseball Trump @DonaldTrumpMLB

8 years ago

After the #Yankees traded for Stanton, the low rated #Mets got loser Anthony Swarzak, a total lightweight. Even the Pathetic #Phillies want Addison Reed. Sandy Alderson; YOUR'E FIRED! Just like Omarosa, who couldnt get blacks in Alabama to vote for pedophile Roy Moore. SAD! #MBGA