Ashley Berger @DontCallMeAUser
Sorry about the mess. Redecorating. USA Joined January 2011-
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If I'm asking you which of your children you love the most, it's because you have a pinned tweet.
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We get it. You have a small penis.
If you could turn off depression tweets, I'd have to make decisions on a day-to-day basis.
When you wake up in the middle of the night with a craving and open the fridge.
What? Putting my foot in my mouth is just part of my work out routine.
What the hell. A little porn syrup won't kill me.
I'm having some difficulties balancing my time budget. It's weird because my income hasn't changed.
I'm not biased. Some of my best friends are Donald Trump.
You make the call. I'm just not that fussy about what kind of bread goes under my cheese.
Best male actor goes to Leo for being totaled on ludes in Wolf of Wall Street. He also does it again for a whole movie but now it's a bear.
Smart-ass points awarded to co-worker Ben for pointing out that I described him with the adjective "undescribable".
Sarah Palin must have just assumed we'd already tweeted everything we can possibly tweet about her a long time ago. She was wrong.
The Apatani tribe just can't get enough of the smell of Oreos.
Shhh… Don't struggle, it'll all be over soon.
Me: I have three things to do but only time for one. Brain: Do no things. Me: (sighing with obviously feigned reluctancy) OK then...
When you're all pooped after a long knight shift.
This means you should get to drive when you're three, right?
I need to work on disagreeing with attractive people as much as I arbitrarily assume the opposite opinion of everyone else.
There's no point in passing comment on my typos. I don't negotiate with errorists.
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