Omniscient Waitress @DontForgetMyTip
I hear and see everything, so don't bother trying to keep a secret. And always service with a smile :) Joined October 2012-
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Can't wait to graduate so I can go back to being a full time server! 😂😂😂
When the hottest customer ever is hitting on you, but you don't bang patrons as a rule... Ugh.
Made the mistake of going out after my shift last night. Wallet got stolen. What a waste of a double.
Absolutely love it when friends' parents ask if I'm in school. No, and I make more than your child. #stfu
How is that all the other restaurants w/ power outages have closed, but my boss insists upon opening? W/o computers I'll have to do math.
Dear cooks, please only mess up healthy food items from now until Summer. #mdw14 #BikiniSeason
Thx to the brat who begged for more maple syrup then proceeded to pour it all over the table and chair while his mother was texting. #hateu
I'm casually mentioning to all my tables that I donated blood today. Can't hurt, right?
Can I request off now for the Jay Z & Beyonce concert?
john tucker must die 2.0? theotherwomanmovie.com
Missing the Flyers game while I wait on drunk assholes is going to be my personal hell tonight.
Open up outdoor dining? Yes, plz. #ineedatan
If after an eight hour Friday night shift, you come home and scrub the bathroom at 1am, you're probably fucked up on coke, right?
#HowToAnnoyYourServer - After finishing 91% of your meal, start complaining about it. #Scammer
I think I would be 80% more efficient if Katy Perry were playing throughout my shift.
What's worse, gluten intolerance, allergies or vegetarian/vegans? #ireallywanttoknow
Why can't I just explain to my tables that I'm having a horrible day and that they should tip me more?
You know it's a snow day when you get calls from work asking you to come in early since everyone is calling out. Lazy bitches.
Working during the Super Bowl is worse than seasonal affective disorder.
It's so gratifying when a coworker finally gets fired for stealing after you've been on to her for yeeeeaaars.
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