driLayts @DriLayts

I shot an eagle once. 8/1/23 swimming for the fenCes since 1969. i love silver and hate domestic violence Joined March 2019

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driLayts @DriLayts

2 years ago

Allright boys football season over only means one thing, it's time to focus on the old man tour baby I am asking, begging, you all to join me on Harrison frazar 33/1 EW rivers

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Losing it @prophethusband

2 years ago

Sober from drugs and alcohol. Focusing on gambling at the moment

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driLayts @DriLayts

2 years ago

if thinking that your boss sevually assaulted his stepdaughter is a crime then prisons would be full. #freechancellorjones

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Actual Names @ActualNames1

2 years ago

i should call her

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driLayts @DriLayts

2 years ago

can't wait to throw this around the yard with Johnny wearing my ass line shirt

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driLayts @DriLayts

2 years ago

sorry, thought that last post said ate ass

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zae @itszaeok

2 years ago

she would've ate as katniss everdeen IDK

joey 🕷️ @dayascamera

2 years ago

she would've ate as katniss everdeen IDK

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driLayts @DriLayts

2 years ago

man, gas stations in the Midwest fuckin rule. I just bought a hat from one with their logo on it, that's how much I loved it

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driLayts @DriLayts

2 years ago

shane Lowry looks like he's always struggling to think of a polite way to say "whaddya mean you're out of bbq sauce?" he doesn't want to get kicked out of this denny's again

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Mark Cleary @falconsyanks

2 years ago

what the fuck is defense

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driLayts @DriLayts

2 years ago

my 2 insiders on the pga are telling me cum chump wins it all this week

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driLayts @DriLayts

2 years ago

this is misleading. we started on the back 9 so we actually made it pretty far before i lost my fucking mind

The Onion @TheOnion

2 years ago

this is misleading. we started on the back 9 so we actually made it pretty far before i lost my fucking mind

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proud to announce my new shirt design: the wife beater beater. just sleeves and a collar. if you don't wear one you're either a supporter of domeystic violence, or you're going to a store (since the store police don't consider it to be a "shirt'

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driLayts @DriLayts

2 years ago

correction on a previous post: i was not lusting for Kevin's ass, i was coveting it. esxcuse me for trying to use a new word

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driLayts @DriLayts

2 years ago

im going to begin giving tours of "the real big layts" like kramer did on seinf erd. gonna include every place i've ever fucked at. so best part is it includes stops at 6 mighty tacos

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NFL Nerd @NerdingonNFL

2 years ago

NFL SCHEDULE LEAK Philadelphia Eagles Full Schedule 1 - at Patriots 2 - vs Vikings TNF 3 - at Buccaneers MNF 4 - vs Commanders 5 - at Rams 6 - at Jets 7 - vs Dolphins 8 - at Commanders 9 - vs Cowboys 10 - BYE 11 - at Chiefs MNF 12 - vs Bills 13 - vs 49ers (4:25) 14 - at Cowboys…