SuburbanSquirrel @DriedCornCob
I am not who you think I am Joined September 2012-
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[using my normal voice in a stadium filled with 36,567 people and the batter doesn’t swing at a pitch that was an obvious ball] good eye
Oh my LORD
Finally made this meme thats been in my head
i hate 9/11!!! it sucked!!!
Interesting read — and don’t @ me unless you read the whole thing, Martha theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/…
It'd be a shame of people had a key to unlock their apartment's washer/dryer payment compartment to do their laundry without having to pay.
Hunting owl imprint
no one: every greek god:
I transmit neurological impulses along nerve fibers in order to process abstract concepts into a code of linear cognition; therefore, I am.
Eucalyptus are the only plants named after what they would say if pruned
Very troubling that the song "Monster Mash" isn't the Monster Mash — it's a song about the Monster Mash, which is not itself heard on the track, and is fundamentally unknowable to us.
In case you missed it, here’s a clip of me moderating last night’s Presidential Debate. youtu.be/un9x-DjTMT0
Hungry boys learning to crack coconuts at monki school 🥥
Alisha Latini @AlishaLati19410
62 Followers 5K Following
Lylah Larish @LarishLar
63 Followers 5K Following
Cherryl Mannis @cherryl_man
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Iylah Jamili @jami_iyl
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Nora Bruegman @n_brueg
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Wet Bets @Wet_Bets1
58 Followers 568 Following Just a girl who loves sports. Might as well share the wealth with others!
exploring @pinkfirehunter
208 Followers 619 Following I solve difficult problems and clean up messes that people would prefer not to deal with because they cannot.
PNJ Dream @PnJbookreview
2K Followers 4K Following RN in Emergency and Trauma, Book Reviewer/ Blogger, Book Artist. Enjoying the ride with oceans of books!
Also on Insta as @the.. @squirrelwirral3
332 Followers 755 Following Regular visitors to @merseyview garden.There are now eight of us, see if you can tell who is who. The human provides us with a daily veritable feast
squirrelchef @SquirrelChefs
112 Followers 103 Following The greatest cooking competition ever made. 8 squirrels. 32 paws. ONE winner. Tune in to watch one rodent make their culinary dream come true.
Tundra Elkhound @Chubb66
4K Followers 5K Following Humom says I iz 99.44% evil, I iz aiming fur 💯 %. I luvs all anipals. My hobbies iz pwanning to take ovuh Earf, eating, and BOL fur fun&profit. I iz a GIRL.
Squirrel Girl @SquirrelGirl67
2K Followers 2K Following Stef- Veterinary Tech who Loves Squirrels, all Fur, Feathers An Fins. But SQUIRRELS are my passion!
Golden Bough Wildlife.. @Boston_Wildlife
495 Followers 497 Following wildlife rescues & rehabilitation nonprofit 501(c)(3) https://t.co/PlDp3OcRSz ph# 8577708709
Qballz #Pack15 @Qballz4
4 Followers 82 Following Please tell me where to find a good place to eat happy hamburgers now. It/Thy. Q-b-all-z
NotDevinNunesChipmunk @ChippyCMunk
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Kathy Jose @kgjose
563 Followers 4K Following knitter, crocheter, embroiderer, designer, gardener, avid reader and squirrel, bird and dog lover
teragraM @cashmirecat
65 Followers 675 Following I am not a maiden in need of saving from the Dragon. I am the Dragon.
Gabriel Chemical-Cast.. @ShraderGabriel
1K Followers 5K Following (Experiences unlike the normal) If you don't want peaceful coexistence with life leave me alone, I may be Angry, I may be Mad, but I'm Morally Just and Honest
craig simpson @craigysimpson
107 Followers 2K Following
love 🐕 dogs @LisaTay54814561
1K Followers 5K Following Politics, entertainment, news, animals. Vote Blue! please adopt. 🙏
Skwil_Fren @SkwilFren
302 Followers 2K Following Part-time motivational skwil. Will be your fren if u offer me food. Yes I’m chubby rn but plz excuse that, I’m workin on my cardio.
Nutty Adventures @NuttyAdventure
43 Followers 85 Following My name is Nutty. I like grass and nuts. I work at RHES.
Squizzy Squirrel @SquirrelSquizzy
452 Followers 360 Following Hi. I'm Squizzy Squirrel. I'm a grey squirrel from Scotland. Follow me and I'll follow you back. Looking forward to being your Twitter Friend 🐿️🥰
Malice In Plunderland @RamonaRightNow
2K Followers 3K Following Costume Designer, believes in Truth, Justice and Musical Comedy. I regret that I have but one tweet to pin for my country. RESIST MyBodyMyChoice
SaveTheMurrel @SaveTheMurrel
589 Followers 3K Following Help catalogue and protect the Redwood Man Squirrel a.k.a. "The Murrel" - https://t.co/v3JORIpkFa
班博諾 @2020suja
161 Followers 3K Following
Jim Imbruglia - SCTV .. @ImbrugliaJim
4K Followers 5K Following Massachusetts' Number One Sylvester and Hippety Hopper Fan.
Crazy Bitch Slink (De.. @SideFallen
243 Followers 2K Following I am getting a new account this may say up but will not be useing it! you can see my new page Slink Dark half! ok!
I R SQRL @SplendidRodent
318 Followers 473 Following Caretaker of critters, doer of art stuffs, fan of the absurd, a bit off beat and out of touch .... a tad mental for squirrels. 🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿
Squirrel Overlord @LordTremble
320 Followers 188 Following Warlord of the squirrels. Mission: to eliminate any vermin that stand between me and world domination.
Sully the Squirrel @sully_squirrel
140 Followers 296 Following Hi, I'm Sully, from the book Sully the Squirrel Explores Boston, a squirrel that has a passion for adventure and is nuts for history!
MARYANN MAURO @1atlanticcity
5K Followers 8K Following #tonyorlando #gwenstefani #blakeshelton #daysofourlives #cher #paulmccartney #dannybonaduce #henrywinkler #priscillapresley #lisamariepresley #jennyrose
Corey Seeman @cseeman
2K Followers 5K Following I have enjoyed twitter - though it is a trainwreck right now. Write me at [email protected] - think I am done here.
David Glenn @DavidGlenn2217b
326 Followers 711 Following Definitely antitrump ... no porn .... #Lefties ...only in right mind. #Republicans ...just out of their minds..Snowflake proud BLOCKED BY @DLoesch
Its Our Rat World @itsourratsworld
53 Followers 148 Following Hi! This is an add on of the Instagram @/its.our.rat.world! Home of Nina, Elara, and Luna! More soon to come 😄😄
Harvey the Wonder Dog @HarveyWonderDog
398 Followers 494 Following Hi, I’m Harvey and I have a food problem. Please feed me more cause mommy won’t. 🍕 RaRf!
Moxy Roxy @MoxyRoxyInc
678 Followers 2K Following Inspired by a rescued #squirrel named Roxy, It's A Squirrel's Life #tabletop game helps kids with math, #negotiation and social skills.
Eugene Ponsart Jr. @ShattuckKim
457 Followers 1K Following I like all kinds of shows I love the NFL, movies I am a single dad! I have one daughter!
TU Squirrels/ Ardilla.. @trinitsquirrels
238 Followers 418 Following Squirrels at Trinity University| Moderated by: The Squirrels
The Unadulterated BS .. @unadulteratedbs
248 Followers 327 Following A comedy/pop culture podcast from a husband and wife who think they're funny. Available on Apple Podcasts - https://t.co/q0ro3i6YRb
Lisa Taron @ThePetBlogLady
37K Followers 20K Following Blogger, Squirrel Lover, Illustrator, Student Puppeteer, Harry Potter Fan #Influencer #petblogger #LivingMyJoy
Tanya Gervais @tanya_gervais
72 Followers 393 Following
mary @kourtneymary2
593 Followers 2K Following Mom to: 4 kitties , 1 hedgehog, , 2 tortoises , 1 bearded dragon &1 pooch
K-State Campus Squirr.. @KSUsquirrel
3K Followers 152 Following Minister of Squirrelture at Kansas State University.
WOHS Squirrel @WOHS_Squirrel
263 Followers 465 Following I'm Myron O'Houlihan, the White Oak squirrel. My great granddad lived in the old oak. Posts, pics, likes, comments, & retweets represent my views, not WO.
🐿🐶 Squirrel Dog @SquirrelDog1104
72 Followers 250 Following Sam the squirrel dog. Yes, I am an experiment gone right. 😂😂😂.
DepressedBergman @DannyDrinksWine
143K Followers 852 Following Fan of Chelsea, Blackcaps & a Movie aficionado. Alt: @danydrinkswine
Homer’s Best Bits @HomersBits
103K Followers 10 Following Homer’s Best Bits From The Simpsons. DM For Requested Clip. Run By @Richard_6677
King of the Hill Scre.. @kothscreens
74K Followers 4 Following Created by @cameron_ezell https://t.co/FvTROhcZxc https://t.co/KM7tbNA4sm
depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki
889K Followers 4K Following Hello I am @anniierau Please take away my blue check! I did not ask for it!
Rural Indexing Projec.. @ruralindexing
79K Followers 633 Following Buildings, signs, and symbols indexed by keyword. Original photographic documentation since 2010.
President Biden @POTUS
34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes
1.9M Followers 5 Following #1 Source of Memes to show your Grandma
Eddie S. Glaude Jr. @esglaude
319K Followers 2K Following James S. McDonnell Distinguished University Professor https://t.co/nuto7N38C6
Nazareth Academy @NazarethLGP
3K Followers 216 Following Scholarship, Service, Spirit, Unity. Catholic, college prep education serving students from 100 communities and over 50 grade schools. Create Your Legacy!
Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr
2.0M Followers 4K Following #UNFROSTED is streaming May 3rd on @Netflix. My book of essays FOOLISH is out now from @duttonbooks
Tom Segura AKA Mr. La.. @tomsegura
945K Followers 1K Following I have 4 specials on Netflix. podcast here: https://t.co/4uUwz2QOkf You can Merch up here: https://t.co/KaSVm44S8A
Mike Fleming @MikeFle21889421
2 Followers 0 Following
Lord Pinky @HiddenPinky
3K Followers 716 Following Are these "shills" in the room with you now? Making fun of conspiracy kooks since 2020. RIP Dr Peter Malone
Bea_ker @bea_ker
19K Followers 943 Following
Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov
67K Followers 760 Following i was gonna be a great athlete but then mcdonald's came out with the dollar menu
Michael Raphone, Sr. @michael_raphone
7K Followers 809 Following sexually handsome and good at dancing
Philosophalopod @Philosophalopod
6K Followers 2K Following Worship of the Cephalogods. #MicroFiction. https://t.co/0lDMWK0Pd7 https://t.co/Idr7L5aUb5 https://t.co/RD2n0xJdgj
Marc MacKenzie @marcmack
3K Followers 855 Following Marc is a man with a dream. A very simple dream, mostly involving nachos and beer, but a dream nonetheless.
BRENDAN @Ctb22684
205 Followers 309 Following Only an Emmy, Grammy, Tony and Oscar away from EGOT status.
alexa @TheWoodenslurpy
10K Followers 795 Following ||| Writer @mcsweeneys @The_Belladonnas @SlackJawHumor @PointsIncase @littleoldlady__
several onions @Amusitr0n
13K Followers 785 Following On more than one occasion I farted, woke myself up, thought it was my phone vibrating and tried to answer my fart.
Sulakshana Fai Lamubo.. @FaiSuluck
3K Followers 2K Following cat mom, storyteller, human rights and feminism enthusiast
Laurent Meillan @LaurentMeillan
18K Followers 44 Following Director - UN Human Rights Office in Mauritania. Advocate for gender integration & end of VAW. Views expressed are my own. Re-tweet is not endorsement.
Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley
156K Followers 528 Following
Mara Wilson @MaraWilson
544K Followers 6K Following Too tired for Twitter these days. Press: [email protected]. Buy my book WHERE AM I NOW? https://t.co/olmpPDMQk3
SimpsonsQOTD @SimpsQuotesOTD
563K Followers 1 Following
Meredith Frost @MeredithFrost
158K Followers 301 Following Producer | Photographer | My favorite superhero is Lois Lane
Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish
8.9M Followers 249 Following Watch Al Jazeera’s live coverage of the War on Gaza. #GettingTheFacts #YourRightOurDuty. For breaking news alerts, follow @AJENews.
Marcello @marcellopgb
5 Followers 58 Following
Dan Duvall @lazerdoov
34K Followers 2K Following
Democracy Now! @democracynow
831K Followers 6K Following Independent, daily global news hour. Support our work: https://t.co/WLH4GON0vh Daily News Digest: https://t.co/ShfkeKhICG
Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC
857K Followers 3K Following PRESIDENTS OF WAR, 9 other books. @NBCNews Presidential Historian. @PBS contributor. Born Chicago. My Threads link is https://t.co/9r7VWCiF7W
Jeff 🇵🇸 @usedwigs
11K Followers 902 Following Executive Producer of 'Nephew Swap.' Runner of trails.
Old Iraqi Pictures @IraqiPic
18K Followers 148 Following Our country is the most beautiful (Old Iraq Pictures) I collected them from various sources to show you the beauty of Iraq.
butt sword @buttsword
10K Followers 608 Following
CMEAI @CarlaMariaIssa
651 Followers 701 Following 1st generation American | @Accenture Research | #Realist | MA’s @AUB_lebanon & @AUParis | former @UN | @TedTalk on YouTube
Tig Notaro @TigNotaro
195K Followers 6K Following Official Twitter for Tig Notaro. **TWEETS NOT BY TIG** but by Tig's friends, friends of friends, & charities we love. Tour dates on https://t.co/S3AGRPJkuZ
Hafsa Halawa @HafsaHalawa
30K Followers 471 Following Egyptian/Iraqi Brit. Political analyst and human rights advocate, MENA/Horn of Africa. Views here my own. RT ≠ endorsement.
So for the past 5 days, a beautiful barn owl has started roosting on a branch literally an arm's reach from our bathroom window. It's absolutely crazy to be able to observe such a large elusive animal at such a close distance in Karachi 🦉
this may be the greatest art to ever run in the paper of record
Vincent Price (#BOTD) stars as 'James Reavis', a swindler who spends years' forging various documents & land grants of Arizona in the name of a orphan girl, which would gain him the ownership over the entire territory in Samuel Fuller's "The Baron of Arizona" (1950).
This account has half a million followers. This is not an 1960s hands free Telephone mask. It is the 1995 Rejuvenique Facial Toning System. youtu.be/SXcYVh-W14E
I visited a class of second graders to teach them about poetry, and this is a poem one student wrote. What is Life? My name is Marisa. Today I feel like a wealthy lioness prancing in the fields. Sometimes I am a fox. Sometimes I am a wolf. But always I am loyal. I ask the…
losing my mind at this 1914 yiddish newspaper cartoon showing that baseball was becoming more popular than studying torah
There are three serious baseball fans at the YIVO, one of whom suggested I post this 1909 article on "the fundamentals of the 'base-ball' game explained for non-sports people," in honor of opening day, which was described in the office as being Rosh Hashanah for baseball fans.
🔉 Listen to Ramadan greetings in different languages 👇 🔗: aje.io/xaguvu
A 1996 Super Mario 64 manga suggests that 1-Up Mushrooms grow from the bodies of dead Marios, perpetuating the cycle of life and death.
A Uyghur leader bemoans the world's muted response to the Chinese government's sever persecution of Uyghur/Turkic Muslims in Xinjiang. Just because China is powerful doesn't mean that it should get away with these crimes against humanity. foreignpolicy.com/2023/03/20/uyg…
In 1990, a panel of the windscreen on British Airways Flight 5390 fell out at 17,000ft, causing the cockpit to decompress & its captain to be sucked halfway out of the aircraft.
Season 7 Episode 8 #happymothersday
You gotta watch this til the end holy shit
State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.
Many African countries have stayed largely neutral on the war in Ukraine, "even though there is a recognition that what is happening within Ukraine is fundamentally unjust," says Kenyan political analyst Nanjala Nyabola. democracynow.org/2023/2/23/afri…
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