Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPcdo for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt pattonoswalt.com Los Angeles Joined May 2010-
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GHOST BOX IV is here from @hingstonolsen! I’ve curated 11 creep-tastic tales, and they’re all gorgeously collected in H&O’s signature coffin-style case! A one-time printing that WILL sell out! Grab yours today! hingstonandolsen.com/ghost-box-iv
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Here we go! #MinorThreats volume 3 kicks off. Playtime isn’t playing this time…
Here we go! #MinorThreats volume 3 kicks off. Playtime isn’t playing this time…
I would like it officially recognized that Natty Gann is the Tom Waits of Disney princesses.
I would like it officially recognized that Natty Gann is the Tom Waits of Disney princesses.
Hope everyone is celebrating “40th Anniversary of the Release of The Journey of Natty Gann” Day!
Still a few tix left for tomorrow night’s PATTON OSWALT & FRIENDS at the @LargoLosAngeles! An amazing line-up and tons of new material from me me me! See you there!
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It’s fascinating that the moment the masks come off of ICE agents they’re all revealed to be incompetent racist grandpas who just wanted to hurt somebody without their grandkids cutting off contact
It’s fascinating that the moment the masks come off of ICE agents they’re all revealed to be incompetent racist grandpas who just wanted to hurt somebody without their grandkids cutting off contact
Wild New ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ Theory Changes Everything You Think About Leatherface thedailybeast.com/obsessed/wild-…
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currently reading Silver Screen Fiend by @pattonoswalt and I just put on Magnolia and there he is, years later in a classic film. kismet.
Friday October 17th! It’s finally happening! We got your letters and we listen to you! I will be in Wilmington, Delaware! All-new hour plus material! Wotta deal! pattonoswalt.com for tix!
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Brilliant. He took the best tone. @jimmykimmel is such a good man. Thank you ABC and @Disney for bringing him back.
Brilliant. He took the best tone. @jimmykimmel is such a good man. Thank you ABC and @Disney for bringing him back.
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