Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16
Standup / seen on Conan, Corden, After Midnight / Writer: JKL, Oscars, CONAN / Book “Dead People Suck” / Hulu “Cis Woke Grief Sl*t" lauriekilmartin.com USA Joined November 2007-
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Laurie Kilmartin retweeted
If there's one thing Democrats must learn from the last few years, it's that they will never be culturally relevant or in power until this mindset ends.
If there's one thing Democrats must learn from the last few years, it's that they will never be culturally relevant or in power until this mindset ends.
Laurie Kilmartin retweeted
I wondered same.
Laurie Kilmartin retweeted
It’s wild living in the Information Age and the Dark Age at the same time.
The Grassley/McConnell of boxing!
The Grassley/McConnell of boxing!
always use both hands when you put on a wig, gang!
always use both hands when you put on a wig, gang!
Laurie Kilmartin retweeted
Literally who is this for??
Laurie Kilmartin retweeted
@TheJusticeDept “I only said that I was going to keep Republicans off the pedophile list because I wanted to impress a date” is pretty wild
Laurie Kilmartin retweeted
Enough with the backroom scheming. If @realDonaldTrump is serious about intervening in the mayoral race, he should come to New York City and debate me directly.
Enough with the backroom scheming. If @realDonaldTrump is serious about intervening in the mayoral race, he should come to New York City and debate me directly.
Laurie Kilmartin retweeted
Laurie Kilmartin retweeted
We are slowly witnessing a soft secession
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Check out kaixittoofh's video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZP8BwbXrA/
One day after the victims speak out. Sorry ladies, your trauma is no longer useful to MAGA
interesting!
Laurie Kilmartin retweeted
I would get copies of your immunization records NOW if you’re someone who likes to or has to travel. Other countries have already been issuing travel advisories to the US due to the destabilizing of our public health system. They will NOT risk their population b/c of us.
I mean, it does suck to pay taxes on a house you cant sell because it will be accessible only to scuba divers in 20 years
I mean, it does suck to pay taxes on a house you cant sell because it will be accessible only to scuba divers in 20 years
Laurie Kilmartin retweeted
The Naked Gun is out in HD now so I can finally post the incredible Miranda Writes joke
lol so where are these dictators getting these human organs?
lol so where are these dictators getting these human organs?
“bad ideas about grocery stores”
I dont think the union will hold. We cant wait for MAGA to come to their senses, they’re only going to get worse.
I dont think the union will hold. We cant wait for MAGA to come to their senses, they’re only going to get worse.
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