Amy Silverberg @AmySilverberg
Writer (Best American Short Stories, The Paris Review, TV!!) // Comedian (Comedy Central, JFL, Amazon Prime). I promise I won't list any other things here!!! amysilverberg.com Los Angeles Joined January 2011-
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nothing hotter than a man who loves his wife!!!!
The first boy who ever fingered me gave me a shark tooth necklace immediately after, and that’s why I’ve always been attracted to bad boys.
Comics @MikeFalzone and @AmySilverberg chew the fat on the latest episode of Long Time No See → cos.lv/q4SO50RkfmG
Comedy in 2014: you don’t want to get seen too early! Comedy in 2024: aw man I should’ve started posting TikToks when I was 7
Told men on only fans I’m late on my taxes and now they’re giving my financial advice
through trial and error i am learning which beverages turn me into an evil person. so far it is all of them except water
lately a lot of people are congratulating me on appearing so "loose" on stage and it's starting to sound like not a compliment
I’m always surprised when people complain that a short story is too sad. Oh, how I love to have my heart broken!!!
guy next to me at a coffee shop is sending what seems like 50,000 women messages on LinkedIn that say "looks like you're doing great!" and I--even more of a loser--am watching him.
Do men take off their toupees before they have sex?
Do Snoopy and Clifford know each other peripherally (like they’ve seen each other at bars) or are they enemies or are they best friends or do they have no knowledge of each other whatsoever? (This is important — don’t use this tweet for your stupid jokes)
“jesus CHRIST!!!!!!! fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!” - me listening to California by Joni Mitchell
My dad just pitched me a show that’s just him and my mom getting into adventures
Every standup clip I post I now caption with the same thing: “men don’t yell at me!!!!!”
Poets are all cumming today what w all the moon talk
This 1 star review of Portnoy's Complaint is one of the greatest pieces of literary criticism I've ever read
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I thought I was depressed but eating a steak burrito cured me
I need this (serious)
If u are a male over 24 years old with snapchat u should be arrested
My gf doesn’t like it when I compare her being raised Hasidic to me being a theater kid but I was cast as the lead in every school musical which makes me the chosen people
Sure, I’ll get married again someday. We just can’t live together. Or sleep in the same bed. We can drop in, make dinner, spend time. But then they have to go home. No family outings (if they’re a man, they’ll probably never meet my kid—sorry don’t trust men). Good plan, right?
The word “screw” is so 70s. I’m ready to bring it back.
We are going to a point where comics will accuse eachother of stealing crowdwork bits. “Hey, I ask people if they are gay!!”
when someone’s UK cover slaps but their US cover looks like it was designed in microsoft paint by a box of cereal :(
But that's not all babe, cuz we sold to CBS Network last week. So proud of our whole team. So excited do this mf work. What a dream. 🥹😭☺️ No one pinch me.
EXCLUSIVE: The comedy duo of Mimi Davila and Laura Di Lorenzo — who perform as ‘The Chonga Girls’ — are set to write, star and co-executive produce an eponymous multi-camera comedy series in development at CBS Studios, Deadline has learned exclusively deadline.com/2024/04/cbs-de…