pastfuturebrett @pastfuturebrett

screenwriter from the deep south. writing for/about poor and working-class people. rep: Sovereign Talent Group brettfelty.com Joined June 2023

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pastfuturebrett @pastfuturebrett

3 days ago

Trying to figure out an AI-proof career that won’t require me to go to college and I have landed on hairdresser. Hopefully people aren’t yet ready to place their heads in the AI scissordome

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pastfuturebrett @pastfuturebrett

a week ago

I have never wished death upon any person, but I am decidedly not sending thoughts and prayers to DC right now

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pastfuturebrett @pastfuturebrett

2 weeks ago

Instead of “here, kitty kitty,” I trained my cats to respond to the singsong call “ladies, bruuuuunch!” Which is really funny until one slips out the door and I find myself wandering the streets singing that phrase like a lunatic

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pastfuturebrett @pastfuturebrett

3 weeks ago

What up Philly

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pastfuturebrett @pastfuturebrett

3 weeks ago

Damn, I sure could use some laurels to rest on

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pastfuturebrett @pastfuturebrett

3 weeks ago

hello Donald

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pastfuturebrett @pastfuturebrett

3 weeks ago

Riding through the DC suburbs. Everywhere I look I see white people running, all running. What are they afraid of? What are they running from?

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pastfuturebrett @pastfuturebrett

3 weeks ago

I would like to inform the NSA agent assigned the task of my surveillance that yes, I am in DC, but that it is totally unrelated to my recent ecoterror-adjacent rants

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pastfuturebrett @pastfuturebrett

4 weeks ago

After a decade of obstinant refusal, I'm finally doing it: I'm writing a horror feature. But don't worry, I'll still be Trojan Horsing my characteristic class conscious political indignation and esoteric philosophical predilections in the margins between blood and shrieks

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pastfuturebrett @pastfuturebrett

4 weeks ago

Word is that the new broad studio directive is "no more woke. Back to the days of chest-thumping alpha male action heroes." If this is true, Hollywood is even more spineless than I thought

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pastfuturebrett @pastfuturebrett

a month ago

New big thief record is the one thing standing between me and the abyss

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pastfuturebrett @pastfuturebrett

a month ago

Setting fire to an AI data and cooling center at 2k

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pastfuturebrett @pastfuturebrett

a month ago

I have escaped the formidable grip and razorsharp claws of depression and once again feel my life has purpose (working on a new script)

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pastfuturebrett @pastfuturebrett

a month ago

Hirokazu Kore-eda has made 13 films and at least 10 of those are legit masterpieces of cinema. Why he’s not already in the conversation for greatest filmmaker of all time totally escapes me