lili michelle لیلی @lilsmichelle
twitter is my red flag instagram.com/lilsmichelle?u… New York, NY Joined May 2016-
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FRI 3/29: An Hour with @lilsmichelle! Limited Tickets Left! 🎟️: tinyurl.com/4uup62wx
Shane Gillis’s monologue!
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JUST ANNOUNCED: @lilsmichelle presents Pals and Gals on Thursday, February 15th! Featuring @EmilyWilson, Nate Marshall, @Stewartandchill, and @TommyJPope! Tickets on sale now: tinyurl.com/dpwyyz5y
.@FallonTonight gave me a song title and an hour to write and this is what I did
.@FallonTonight gave me a song title and an hour to write and this is what I did
HOT SHOW🚨Weds 2/7 @TheStandNYC w/ • Geoffrey Asmus • @lilsmichelle • @DanSoder • @TommyJPope • @ZacIsNotFunny • @isthatnatem 🎟️ at wl.seetickets.us/event/drip/583… ^ use code DRIP for a discount
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love you forever even though you always tried to get me to leave my house ❤️
Palestinians are posting their final words over social media while western white society is busy fantasizing what it’s like to be threatened with genocide by the people they’re murdering
"Killing 40 kids with Terrorism is worse than killing 4000 kids with war" oh okay gotcha thanks, I will never listen to anything you say ever again
Not to be too "grew up under George W. Bush" but using the term "Terrorism" politically as a rhetorical tool to differentiate between acceptable and unacceptable forms of organized violence marks someone as unserious and generally beneath consideration.
The way white people think Land Back means they all get ethnically cleansed from the land is a fascinating case of projection.
TOMORROW! @nycomedyfest presents I am what I am - an hour of stand-up with @lilsmichelle! Through stories of family, love, and struggles, Lili Michelle depicts her family and childhood of moving around and never settling in one place. 🎟️: tinyurl.com/25w3jmad
white guys when they say inshallah
What happens when a heckler can’t handle the heat #moveon
U say something funny and guys r like hmm.. it would be so funny if someone said that
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there's a rap war and an actual war and I still have to pay rent it's not fair
my partner and I went up to the only other gay couple at a straight wedding and our opening line was “hey we heard you’re also gay”
FRI 3/29: An Hour with @lilsmichelle! Limited Tickets Left! 🎟️: tinyurl.com/4uup62wx
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Dude @sasimons look how much you suck at your job. You fucking suck man
Shane Gillis’s monologue!
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she threatened to tell them more things about her marriage with will smith
Jada Pinkett Smith scared off two intruders who attempted to break into her home in Los Angeles. via @TMZ
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they put jimmy in a wheelchair cuz he was tired of luggin that fucker around
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Tim Platt (@TimothyPlatt) performs “Friendzoned In The Endzone” in Battle Of The Instant Songwriters! #FallonTonight
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on the way to chilis lemaire tried to get out of the car at the light to get Girl Scout cookies. He's gettin on my nerves again