Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn
I didn’t pay for twitter blue linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani Los Angeles Joined April 2009-
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Come see me at the @BreaImprov July 26th/27th. Buy tickets here: improv.com/brea/comic/kum…
Denver! I am coming to @ComedyWorks from August 8th-10th. Shows are already starting to sell out. Get tickets here: comedyworks.com/comedians/kuma…
Get ready. #Superman 7.11.25
Doing stand up again after 7 years away has been extremely fun. I don’t know why I ever stopped.
Doing stand up again after 7 years away has been extremely fun. I don’t know why I ever stopped.
Only two days till my @NetflixIsAJoke show in LA on Saturday night at the United Theatre. Grab the final few tickets now before they’re gone. Link in bio.
Parents are the OG influencers. Grab your family and see #Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire now playing in theaters. Get tickets! ghostbusters.com
Don’t miss your chance to grab the last few tickets to come see me in LA on Saturday 4th May! Get yours here: linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani
🚨 On Sale Now! 🚨 Don't miss your chance to catch @kumailn at Comedy Works Downtown this August!
My show at the @theatre_acedtla is nearly sold out so better get your tickets now to see me on Saturday 4th of May in LA! #netflixisajoke Ticket link in bio
Movie opens in two days. Get tickets now!
Movie opens in two days. Get tickets now!
No ghost trap? No problem. Use your phone to take on the #Ghostbusters ghost invasion. 👻 ghostbustersar.com
I’m going to be on my favorite television show!
I’m going to be on my favorite television show!
Get your Ghostbusters tickets. On sale NOW. ghostbusters.com
Get your Ghostbusters tickets. On sale NOW. ghostbusters.com
Every ghost they’ve ever caught is about to be unleashed. #Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire is exclusively in movie theaters March 22. Get tickets today. ghostbusters.com
Big Freeze. Bigger Ghosts. #Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire is exclusively in movie theatres March 22.
Get #MigrationMovie on Digital or Disc today with 3 all new mini-movies and a bunch of bonus features that you didn’t see in theaters
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. #Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire is exclusively in movie theaters March 22.
Boston! Excited to perform new stand-up at The Wilbur on April 14! Get tickets now with code KUMAIL before the general on sale Friday. Tickets at thewilbur.com or link in bio
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363K Followers 271 Following@kumailn Saw the premiere screening and I gotta say: you did an amazing job and were the funniest character in the movie.
@kumailn You were understatedly funny and warm at the same time !!! Fantastic
@kumailn The fantastic FIRE MASTER himself .. CONGRATS !!!!
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire is feeling a lot more like 'Ghostbusters 3' than any of these movies to date. The tone here is classic Ghostbusters - more supernatural comedy than reverent legacy sequel - and dare I say, Bill Murray actually looks like he's maybe having fun again?!
Watch the brand new trailer for 'Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire,' which delivers all the nostalgic fun of classic Ghostbusters! bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3797671/…
I saw him working on his new set last night at UCB. Check this show out, it’s gonna be fun!
I’m performing as part of @NetflixIsAJoke festival on May 4th at the Theater at Ace Hotel. It’s my first headlining show in over ten years. Buy tickets now: netflixisajokefest.com/shows/kumail-n…
@kumailn @NetflixIsAJoke Great show at UCB last night!
I went to a good theater too man. I paid 42 American dollars for you. So ya know…. Where do I send the invoice exactly?
Took my little girl to see @Migrationmovie Loved it. My man @kumailn and of course my director @ElizabethBanks that was such a fun ride. Very heartwarming and funny. @KeeganMKey as Delroy had us cackling in the theater. You all should be very proud.
GHOSTBUSTERS: FROZEN EMPIRE trailer is solid. I like that they're back in NYC, I like the whole city being frozen, I like Patton Oswalt explaining nerdy shit, and I like that horned ghost thing. Yeah I'll watch that shit. fangoria.com/original/ghost…
This feels like classic Ghostbusters. Back to New York City. Fresh new threat. Now that the nostalgic reverence for the original has been well covered by Ghostbusters: Afterlife, the stage has been set for these sequels to just dive into the supernatural world and have fun.
‘Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire’ Teaser Trailer Returns to New York City and Unleashes a Second Ice Age! bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3787587/…
Full episode with Kumail Nanjiani at headgum.com/doughboys
New Doughboys Thursday! Kumail Nanjiani joins the 'boys to talk about spicy foods and getting ripped before a review of Howlin' Rays. Plus, the return of A Single Item Must be Banished. headgum.com/doughboys/howl…
One of the saddest things in the world is that there are many people who truly struggle to understand the difference between a human being getting inspired by art to create their OWN art, and a computer program scanning and regurgitating it.
Really thrilled to see Kumail here. WELCOME TO CHIPPENDALES was so underrated.
#EmmyNoms: Lead Limited/Movie Actor Taron Egerton (“Black Bird”) Kumail Nanjiani (“Welcome to Chippendales”) Evan Peters (“Dahmer”) Daniel Radcliffe (“Weird: The Al Yankovic Story”) Michael Shannon (“George & Tammy”) Steven Yeun (“Beef”) wp.me/pc8uak-1lCJjb
Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Limited Or Anthology Series Or Movie - Annaleigh Ashford Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Limited Or Anthology Series Or Movie - Juliette Lewis Outstanding Period Costumes For A Limited Or Anthology Series Or Movie (2/2)
The nominations are: Outstanding Lead Actor In A Limited Or Anthology Series Or Movie - Kumail Nanjiani Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Limited Or Anthology Series Or Movie - Murray Bartlett (1/2)
A bloody good morning. #WelcomeToChippendales is nominated for 5 #Emmys. #Emmys2023
We lost our 19 year old cat Gizmo. Being his dad was truly one of the great joys of my life. He brought so much love into our home and it's hard to imagine ever being quite that happy again. I love you, baby. Forever and ever. You were our entire world. I hope you knew that.