DrinkCodeRepeat @DrinkCodeRepeat

Dedicated to humor and jokes relating to programmers and programming. Joined March 2019

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6 years ago

*edits one #WordPress theme 😀 accidentally writes #php for next 8-10 years... 😯

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6 years ago

Perl Object-Oriented Persistence (POOP) is the term given to refer to object-relational mapping mechanisms written in the Perl programming language to provide object persistence. 🤣 #perl #devhumor #TIL en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perl_Obje…

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6 years ago

[Father asks Mother]: "Boy or girl?" [baby]: "Hello, world" [Father]: "programmer it is"

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6 years ago

Programmer n. [proh-gram-er] an organism that turns caffeine and pizza into software

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6 years ago

#algorithm noun Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did.

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6 years ago

when machine learning #algorithms learn to search @StackOverflow for machine learning algorithms, it's all over.

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6 years ago

A man walks into a bar and sees two tables. Says 'Can I join you?' #SQL #programminglife

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6 years ago

You: "Who is your boyfriend" Siri: "I'll leave the relations to the databases"

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6 years ago

Documentation is like sex. When it's good, it's very good. When it's bad, it's better than nothing. #programmerhumor

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6 years ago

(rubs the magic lantern) I wish to be really good at computer programming. Genie: Granted. You now have the ability to use Google.

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7 years ago

for (int i = 0); i<100; i++) { Console.WriteLine(i); } int i = 0; while (i<100) { Console.WriteLine(i); i++; } int i = 0; Loop: if (!(i<100)) goto End; Console.WriteLine(i); i++; goto Loop; End: return; <?php for($1 = 1; $1<100; $1++) { echo $i; } ?>

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7 years ago

Message from Processing: The sketchbook folder no longer exists. Processing will switch to the default sketchbook location, and create a new sketchbook folder if necessary. Processing will then stop talking about itself in the third person. 😜

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7 years ago

A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it probably sucks.

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7 years ago

TIL that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "#MachineLearning" AND pays 4x your current salary 😯

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7 years ago

How machine learning works 😂 Interviewer: What's your biggest strength? Me: I'm a fast learner. Interviewer: What's 11 * 11? Me: 65 Interviewer: Not even close. It's 121. Me: It's 121.

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7 years ago

(recently seen in a bookshop) Book 1: C# 7.0 in a Nutshell by O'Reilly Book 2: C# IN DEPTH by Manning I feel like one of these books is misleading me 😭

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7 years ago

Her: He's probably thinking about other girls... Him: If someone improves very gradually in his binary skills, can we say he's improving bit by bit?

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7 years ago

# you may think that this function # is obsolete, and doesn't seem to do # anything. and you would be correct. # but when we remove this function # for some reason the whole program # crashes and we cant figure out why, # so here it will stay.

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7 years ago

Q: How do I learn coding in a single night? A: Pack a laptop and travel to the north pole in the middle of winter. You'll have 6 months of a night to learn coding. Once there, Google it. There are tons of excellent tutorials on the web. 😂