DrunkCatLadies @DrunkCatLadies
Animal-lover, vodka-lover, lover of animals who love vodka. Started in college as single ladies ➡️ Found men to marry each of us ➡️ Both are now moms of 3 Bars and Petsmarts Everywhere Joined October 2011-
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Sick kids, rainy weather, and a whole lot of paperwork due for work on Monday = wine + working on a Saturday night.
See, Patrick Mahomes' brother is annoying. That's it, I'm rooting for the 49ers even though California is my 50th favorite state.
See, Patrick Mahomes' brother is annoying. That's it, I'm rooting for the 49ers even though California is my 50th favorite state.
Found out two besties from elementary and middle school are finally having their first babies. We are all 34/35. One is having to go to extra appointments bc she's "geriatric". I get it, but WHAT. Lol we are so old.
I'm watching college basketball, realizing I graduated THIRTEEN years ago from college. My high school 20th reunion is three years away. I still feel 22, but I also have three kids. I'm still a baby though, right? RIGHT?
So are we rooting for the Chiefs or 49ers tomorrow? San Francisco is California...so meh. The Chiefs have Mahomes' brother, so also meh. #SuperBowl2024
I don't drink a whole lot anymore, but I replaced my six mile run tonight with half a bottle of wine after my almost -two-year-old pooped all over my leg and king sized bed after baths. Cheers!
Age 34 is weird. Half my friends threw NYE celebrations for their kids at 7 PM while the other half are single, partying in Nola ahead of the Texas/Washington game tomorrow. #HookEm
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
Woke up early to run before my husband or three kids woke up. Saw three cats and a bunch of deer. Today is going to be a good day.
Would you rather watch a college football game in 104°/full sun weather or 25°/cloudy weather?
College football started today, which means it's socially acceptable to start drinking at 11 AM
Highlight of the summer: Leaving the house early to surprise my family with donuts and kolaches; coming home with a kitten I rescued off of a busy street
Tell me the truth. Do I need to start baking sourdough bread?
I went to the grocery store alone, without kids or my husband on a Friday night. I bought a bunch of fruit, 7 layer dip ingredients, a six pack of beer, and a half gallon of ice cream. The cashier asked me if I had any fun/exciting plans tonight My kids are 4, 3, & 1. No. 😂
Remember when you had headaches from drinking too much? Now I have headaches daily from just existing with three kids in 105° weather day after day. No alcohol needed!
Whenever I try to outsmart Google Maps, I lose. "My way will be faster."
Marriage: Twittering two feet from each other in silence with one of the three children hogging the middle of the bed
I guess when you're a criminal defense attorney, you're more comfortable with the mean ones. Zack has the blinders on with Irena. Yikes. #LoveIsBlindS4
My new scratching post has been delivered!
My new scratching post has been delivered!
It's 7:30 AM. I need to get up and make a casserole, but I have two Velcro children on my lap who won't let me get up
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1 am in Kansas City is a weird time and place to have my first ever deep dish pizza, especially since I’m literally from the Midwest, but you know, Ohio pizza is thin and square cut and so here I am, and fuck it’s delicious.
tonight will forever be the night I was too afraid to go say hi and meet Joe Burrow.
Our family Christmas card for 2023 🎄❤️ 📸 Josh Shinner
My wife just texted me this, I'm sleeping on the couch tonight
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what on EARTH happened to Madison that she lost three nails on night one??? 🫣 #TheBachelor
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