Drunk Sorting Hat @DrunkSortingHat
follow me and @ me with the hashtag #DrunkSortingHat and i'll place you in one of the hogwarts houses [burps loudly] the hats pub Joined December 2015-
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.@rllyspoopypapa hey man lets vape some time. Those things are like wands that get me lit. I'm sendin u to SLYTHERINO! #DrunkSortingHat
.@jenniferoderso hmm. Lemme think. Ur tough. I'm putting u in... Griff--no--RAVENCLOUD! #DrunkSortingHat
.@stekyscreamo Jerome? More like Jermione! I'm stickin u in GRIFFLEDOT! #DrunkSortingHat
.@trgryn I'm day drunk rn. Wait. Is it day? I'm in a closet. Everything is spinning. Ur a HUFFLEPORT!! #DrunkSortingHat
.@madssmart you know the potions from Hogwarts? Those are mostly just vodka. I <3 potion. Oh, you belong to GRILLINDOGS! #DrunkSortingHat
.@s_cerna12 I had a one night stand with a hat last night. It had lice :/ drinking away the pain now, ur a SLIPPERIN!! #DrunkSortingHat
.@lexi_bby_ i put limes in my coronas and i put Lexi in... GRIFFLECOW! #DrunkSortingHat
.@PmlRms okay i'm reading ur mind. wow, not much in here. i'm puttin u in FLUFFYPUFF! #DrunkSortingHat
.@itsburriedbelow hmm... you are a courageous, caring, smart problem solver. you belong in the house of... MACKLEMORE! #DrunkSortingHat
.@St3fanV3rho3v3n u have cool hair. that means u probz don't wear hats often. i don't like that. i'm puttin u in HUFFLEBUTT #DrunkSortingHat
.@jeonggku i'm a size 7 3/4. or at least that's what i tell the ladies. i'm placing you in RAINBOWCLAW! #DrunkSortingHat
.@sweeney_megan Which house, you ask? I say... GRIFFIN-DWARF! would u judge me if I hooked up with a yarmulke tonight? #DrunkSortingHat
fine @weasIeysgranger u belong in the house of... BRUSSLEPUFF! i'm too wasted, sending so many texts to my ex-hat. #DrunkSortingHat
.@DaisyLinsong u have black lips which means u kissed a dark wizard? SLYTHERBIN! speakin of black, i'm blacked out rn #DrunkSortingHat
Me after 10 shots of tequila. Follow + @ me with the hashtag #DrunkSortingHat to be placed in a Hogwarts house or AA
.@GinnyhLovegood ur Griffermore congratulations. I gotta pee
.@nxruogxtx omfg I just barfed in my Uber. you are defintitatly a Razorclaw #DrunkSortingHat
. @rachelharlannn ur room is messy in ur avi. Sorry I left it that way last night. Make sure u get tested. Oh, Ravenclaw! #DrunkSortingHat
. @oliviassui I get indecisive sometimes when fucked up. Ur either huffleputt or slitheron or grippindoors or ravenchow. #DrunkSortingHat
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