Drunk Text Messages @DrunkTextMsgs

The funniest drunk text messages ever. **Original Account** Send Drunk Texts to: [email protected] Joined December 2012

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KaymboShines @KaymboShines

8 years ago

Why this boi head steaming

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Spectacular Smith @iamspectacular

8 years ago

Can't be around ppl who say “thats just the way I am” to avoid growth. Why limit yourself when you can evolve & get better. #TuesdayThoughts

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Drunk Text Messages @DrunkTextMsgs

8 years ago

ow.ly/WKL730fAKI5

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devin alexander @chefdevin

9 years ago

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devin alexander @chefdevin

9 years ago

#TuesdayMotivation

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devin alexander @chefdevin

9 years ago

#Chefs are basically heros

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devin alexander @chefdevin

9 years ago

#mondaymotivation

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9 years ago

#foodhumor

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devin alexander @chefdevin

9 years ago

You're a winner too #FridayFeeling

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devin alexander @chefdevin

9 years ago

#ThursdayMotivation

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devin alexander @chefdevin

9 years ago

#thursdayhumor

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devin alexander @chefdevin

9 years ago

They're just like mommy💜💪🏼

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devin alexander @chefdevin

9 years ago

#foodhumor

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devin alexander @chefdevin

9 years ago

;)

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9 years ago

everytime lol

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devin alexander @chefdevin

9 years ago

He must be Italian

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devin alexander @chefdevin

9 years ago

Kids got skills 🏀 🏆

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devin alexander @chefdevin

9 years ago

yes you are

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devin alexander @chefdevin

9 years ago

Step out of your comfort zone

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