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What was mysteriously billed as the most consequential gathering of U.S. military brass in decades has been extended to make room for Pete Hegseth’s visionary morale event: compelling 800 flag officers into a synchronized K-Pop Demon Hunter sing-along. duffelblog.com/general-office…
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Duffel Blog obtained the official schedule of events for Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth’s mass gathering on Tuesday of senior leaders in Quantico. duffelblog.com/leaked-agenda-…
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NEW: Leaked agenda outlines schedule for generals’ meeting at Quantico duffelblog.com/leaked-agenda-…
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ICYMI: Warrant Officer Convention draws 5,000 hats, only three warrants duffelblog.com/warrant-office…
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DoD: Mass shootings negatively impact recruiting quotas duffelblog.com/dod-mass-shoot…
NEW: CIA destabilizes China by sending them Tylenol duffelblog.com/cia-destabiliz…
The military’s annual Warrant Officer Convention has been deemed a rousing success as over 5,000 officers’ hats registered and flew to the Indian Ocean paradise of the Maldives. duffelblog.com/warrant-office…
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