Dan O'Neill @DumbDanThoughts
funny and a complete idiot. Joined March 2021-
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Older generations love to talk about how soft we are these days. I met a man today who stormed the beaches of Normandy. Js I totally could've kicked his ass.
Had a 5 year old kid today tell me he would take me to Disneyland once we're allowed to travel again. Gonna be a weird trip but I'm pretty stoked I guess
Also I think I'm going to end all my tweets with "shut the fuck up Dan" until I forget to do it
I feel like an old geezer telling stories like "back when I got vaccinated, they didn't have incentives, we didn't even get stickers! You just got your shot and you left." Shut the fuck up Dan.
Couldn't help but notice that Bill Gates and Queen Elizabeth became single real close together.... #powercouple?
If you live out in the country and are looking for wifi, @Xplornet is possibly the first option to go with. If someone stabbed me every time I was satisfied with their service, I'd almost have half a stab wound
Under new provincial guidelines Doug Ford mandates that whenever you take off your mask to hold your breath, it'll probably help, maybe, he's just guessing.
If you drive the speed limit I have to assume you're either a virgin or you remember World War 2
The amount of electricity used to Frankenstein Prince Phillip back to life could've powered a village for forty fortnights
Crazy thing happens when you work early morning shifts, second breakfast becomes a real thing
Whenever I see someone using their finger to follow along when reading, I just assume they never passed 8th grade
It's now been 2 weeks since I got my second dose of the vaccine and I'm so happy to get back to my life of licking doorknobs and sneezing near small children
People who brag about how early they wake up are the vegans of the sleep world
Radlers were designed for pregnant women and I cannot be convinced otherwise.
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