dylan carpenter @DylanACarpenter

Joined August 2011

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Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby

6 days ago

DIS IS A OFFICIAL MESSAGE TO DA NFL FROM ANOMYNOUS STOP MAKING DA RAVENS BAD AT FOOTBALL!!!!

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Fred Wellman @FPWellman

2 weeks ago

They cut research in to brain cancer in children.

The White House @WhiteHouse

2 weeks ago

They cut research in to brain cancer in children.

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Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave

2 weeks ago

Cinema peaked on that day

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Chris @PlayoffChris23

a month ago

We not letting this one go

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The #Vikings and Panthers are discussing a trade that would bring Adam Thielen back to Minnesota, sources said. We’ll see if the sides agree on a price, but there’s certainly interest in making a Thielen return happen.

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Arif Hasan, but NFL 🏈 @ArifHasanNFL

2 months ago

absolutely insane fucking moment even for a franchise chock full of insane fucking moments

Mr. Garlic @AlainGarlic

2 months ago

absolutely insane fucking moment even for a franchise chock full of insane fucking moments

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big content guy @bigcontentguy

2 months ago

Cris Collinsworth- “I hit a guy with my car. 1986 just outside of Tacoma, Washington. It was pouring rain. I never saw him. Still don’t know if he lived.” Tiroco- “The extra-point from Dicker is good”

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dylan carpenter @DylanACarpenter

2 months ago

Hey @grok, who is the most famous person to view my account, it doesn’t have to be a mutual, and don’t tag them.

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dylan carpenter @DylanACarpenter

2 months ago

99% of his colleagues and people who’ve met him all agree he was an absolute POS

Clay Travis @ClayTravis

2 months ago

99% of his colleagues and people who’ve met him all agree he was an absolute POS

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dylan carpenter @DylanACarpenter

4 months ago

Inbreeding?

Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11

4 months ago

Inbreeding?

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Jesse @MuskTillDawn

5 months ago

Hey let’s pop that shirt off real quick and see what kind of tattoos this guy has

NRM84 @Mappy6984

5 months ago

Hey let’s pop that shirt off real quick and see what kind of tattoos this guy has

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dylan carpenter @DylanACarpenter

5 months ago

I agree with everything you say about LeBron but brother - it’s very obvious from how you dribble and move that you’re not a hooper. You’re not going to convince anyone that knows better

Jacob @Jacobtheclipper

7 months ago

I agree with everything you say about LeBron but brother - it’s very obvious from how you dribble and move that you’re not a hooper. You’re not going to convince anyone that knows better

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Rob Perez @WorldWideWob

6 months ago

One of the craziest finishes to an NBA game you’ll ever see.

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Andy Molitor @AndyMSFW

7 months ago

First hammock beer of the year. Spring’s here🍾🥂

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dylan carpenter @DylanACarpenter

7 months ago

When I look at this picture I hear your voice on YBYB

Eli Hershkovich @EliHershkovich

7 months ago

When I look at this picture I hear your voice on YBYB

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agartha christie @samoyed_online

8 months ago

yep boss, the promo video is going great. got the twitching humanoid robot strung up on a meat hook and flickering lights. they’ll love it

Clone @clonerobotics

8 months ago

yep boss, the promo video is going great. got the twitching humanoid robot strung up on a meat hook and flickering lights. they’ll love it

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Henry Hammers @HenryIsHammered

8 months ago

The sorority girl to random $50k remote marketing job to Pilates instructor pipeline is pretty fucking hilarious

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Matthew Bové @Matt_Bove

8 months ago

When Josh Allen won MVP he gave a shoutout to ‘Slick Rick’ in the mailroom. I wanted to know more about him. I think this might be the most wholesome thing you’ll see today 🥹 #BillsMafia @WKBW

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Vernon Maxwell @VernonMaxwell11

8 months ago

For those of you who think I’m an old bitter man who hates Utah. Here is proof that I am not. Thinking bout going back and doing another clinic with the most unathletic kids in the country.

Vernon Maxwell @VernonMaxwell11

6 years ago

For those of you who think I’m an old bitter man who hates Utah. Here is proof that I am not. Thinking bout going back and doing another clinic with the most unathletic kids in the country.