dylan @DylanStratton
The unofficial parody account of the fake Dylan Stratton. Martin's Family Cuts. Joined March 2010-
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The Bills just punted while down 15 points in the fourth quarter. Sean McDermott is a coward. Now I understand why he wanted the “Tush Push” banned (and then used it tonight).
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😂😂😂😂😂 literally me the second my wife opened her eyes this morning
😂😂😂😂😂 literally me the second my wife opened her eyes this morning
Last night, I watched the Eagles beat the Cowboys live with Michael Jordan. We didn’t speak, or even see each other, but nonetheless, we were there together. Go Birds.
Congrats on using the word “advocate”. Never saw it coming.
Congrats on using the word “advocate”. Never saw it coming.
Oh and Ceedee Lamb is GARBAGE. He was the Eagles best player tonight.
“I guess I needed to spit and I just spit ahead of me” is what I told my principle in middle school when I spit gum in a girls hair….trying to make it seem like it was only Jalen lol loser
“I guess I needed to spit and I just spit ahead of me” is what I told my principle in middle school when I spit gum in a girls hair….trying to make it seem like it was only Jalen lol loser
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There's only one partner for the job, the Tush Push now presented by @DUDEwipes.
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Claiming the top spot in this year's NFL Top 100
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One of one. @saquon
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The Cowboys are an absolute joke and I love it 😂😂😂😂😂 How you gonna trade one of the best players in the league???
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