Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0

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Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin_

4 years ago

This was the scene on every hole I played when Gilmore was on tour.

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Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0

4 years ago

Seems like a logical move for a dude that likes to watch girls study.

ESPN @espn

4 years ago

Seems like a logical move for a dude that likes to watch girls study.

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Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0

4 years ago

Finally got a new phone that doesn’t have a home button and holy smokes I’m lost.. tapping the screen like Morse code.

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Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0

4 years ago

First/last place in the family derby pool in this photo. Winner shit his pants as it happened... I won’t be offended if you think it’s me.

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5 years ago

I remember a time when someone down the street could turn their Tv on and my parents would wake up.. now, a dump truck could roll through the living room and they wouldn’t budge.. must be nice

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Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0

5 years ago

I know deep down my mom misses my friends drunk sleeping in the basement after a party, now it’s just disappointment when she comes down the stairs and it’s me alone hungover as F.

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Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0

5 years ago

Restarted both The Office and Parks and Rec in the same day.. mistakes were made

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5 years ago

Let others and yourself know.. #BellLetsTalk

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5 years ago

Knowing what I know now, Cookies and milk was a terrible idea for ‘Santa’... Maybe I would have got that puppy in ‘99 if it were a rum and coke.. I’ll do better this year

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Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys

5 years ago

RT if you had one

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5 years ago

Every time I feel like I’ve grown up I drink like a pirate and feel like shit for 3 days

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5 years ago

I love having allergies this time of year, gives me something else to complain about other than my usual nonsense

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Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0

5 years ago

The worst break up of my life hasn’t made me feel as low as I do now coming in 2nd at the golf tournament I look forward to for the entire year. 😔

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Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0

5 years ago

I thought I was having a good Friday until I passed a guy going 40 in an 80 and he was clearly getting road cone.. cheers

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5 years ago

Is there a diagnosis for having a crush on every lead actress in the TV series you’re watching? Week to week I binge watch and my emotional stability is shot

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Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0

5 years ago

Just got caught dancing around with headphones on at work.. had to lie and say it was house music. It was actually Billie Eilish.. one day people will understand

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Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0

6 years ago

I swear if I stay up all night one more time down the YouTube rabbit hole I will put myself on internet timeout for a month.

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Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0

6 years ago

I haven’t got tagged in one chain Instagram or Facebook challenge and I couldn’t be happier. No I don’t have any cool throwback photos and no I can’t do 10 push-ups.

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Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0

6 years ago

I really hope retiring means Blue III riding off into the sunset for another 3-5 years (give or take) and does not mean he’s kicking the bucket

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6 years ago

I really hope retiring means Blue III riding off into the sunset for another 3-5 years (give or take) and does not mean he’s kicking the bucket

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Dylan Thompson @DylanThompson0

6 years ago

Decided to visit my Grandma and boy was that a great idea.. first thing she asks “So when you going to get a girlfriend?” She didn’t appreciate my response of “fuck off Shirley”