Dylan Sharp @DylanverySharp
Don't take life too seriously, you'll never make it out alive Joined June 2010-
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I have such nostalgia listening to Sublime in the summer. And I’ve seen Sublime with Rone and it was solid, but Sublime with @rone I could really get behind that
Someone needs to tell my wife, if I could get out of the shower and not leave puddles of water all over the bathroom floor, I would.
People need to quit saying things are “liquid gold”. They aren’t. You can’t take homemade chicken stock or clarified butter to a financial advisor and expect returns. Trust me, I’ve tried.
Hey @HoustonTexans how about you participate in Free Agency
Nothing makes you feel more inept in the kitchen then trying out a recipe your see on insta, then they start calling eggplant, Aubergine and cilantro, coriander and weighing shit in grams
Me and my wife’s best friend’s husband
Few things as traumatizing as thinking it’s late enough to play VR golf in your front room (where there is more space). Then right as you walk in the putt of your life and Tiger fist pump, you get an Amazon alert saying “your package has been delivered to your front door”
I demand a recount of the nba lotto. This can’t have happened again @NBA . The @HoustonRockets deserve better, I deserve better #plz
I know I talk nasty sometimes, but I do wish everyone has a great weekend.
So confused by this notification. Did the whales open a coffee shop or brewery in the hurricane? How was it gentrified?
Moving forward I will only be saving the following: Money, The Rainforest, The Whales, “The Date”. Sorry daylight but next year you need to save yourself
Hello Ma’am. I couldn’t help but notice you from across the bar. Would you like to watch me eat a mcdouble in one bite outside?
One of the fattest purchases I’ve ever made
People say they deleted tiktok because they don’t want China stealing their data, but the truth is they deleted it because they were ashamed with how horny their algorithm became
Forget the number on the scale and BMI. How easily you can bend over and tie your shoes is the new litmus test for in-shape or out of shape
Top live performances: WSP - Oak Mtn. Rolling Stones - Hyde Park Johnny Cash - Folsom Prison Blues Traveler - end credit scene from Kingpin youtu.be/2rURkkkfv8o
Hope no kids are watching
Dabo Swinney when a 3-star recruit has perfect attendance in Sunday School
Dabo Swinney when a 3-star recruit has perfect attendance in Sunday School https://t.co/BTzMU4Q96Y
“Everybody wants some” is leagues above “dazed and confused” Both are great though
Blithe @blithe_woo38378
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Jamey S @jameyshirah
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Darby Sharp @DarbySharp4
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René 🌵 @redraidrcapital
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Audrey Batts @PaperPlainShop
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Jared Swanson @jswanz
238 Followers 137 Following He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which. - Douglas Adams
Dawg Watch @SoLeSports_UGA
188 Followers 243 Following Official Account of SoLe Sports UGA, affiliate of Southern Leisure Sports Co. For fans of UGA and ATL sports. Buy shirts in the link: https://t.co/jJwMjeteFb
Patrick Dolan @PDolanFunTime
227 Followers 461 Following
SOSO Podcast @SOSO_Podcast
20 Followers 61 Following 2 guys, who don't care much about anything, but are interested in everything. Just another SOSO podcast @dylanverysharp & @sterncharlie on instagram
Mat Barnwell @cbmat47
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89 Followers 209 Following Run by a UGA alumni. A Mustard is a friend. This is the shit we say. All 100% original quotes.
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marc @msnetik
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100K Followers 2K Following Father of Ali -- Publisher of https://t.co/RkOR7rP8a4 -- UGA Insider for WXIA --Formerly of ESPN-- Contact me: [email protected] -- Covering Georgia since 1993
ESPN @espn
59.2M Followers 426 Following Serving Sports Fans. Anytime. Anywhere. Sign up for ESPN! https://t.co/SsALNN0g8C Questions about your subscription? https://t.co/RHwMSWojUL
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1.4M Followers 1 Following You can get my book, A Heart That Works, at the link below.
ooh! little heat in t... @eightfoldpathPM
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Kevin Ryan @KevinRyanComedy
28K Followers 799 Following Stand up comic & cohost of Are You Garbage? Podcast. Get yourself a Kippy.
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28K Followers 389 Following I drink melk with dinner and keep my butter on the counter. @AreYouGarbage Podcast Every Monday and Thursday. LINKS/ LIVE DATES/ MERCH⬇️
JAZZ Is PHSH @JazzIsPhish
2K Followers 242 Following An instrumental tribute to Phish founded by The Chase Brothers. mashing up the music of #Phish with the music of #Jazz Legends.
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