EBdoesntKnow @EBdoesntKnow

EB doesn’t know about a lot of things. Mr. Oblivious Joined May 2022

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9 hours ago

@jasonscheer A fan catches a ball and gives it to a young kid, and what happens next is unforgettable.

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a day ago

EB doesn’t know he was the dummy in the criminal justice program.

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a week ago

EB doesn’t know who Taldoy Modd is.

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2 weeks ago

EB doesn’t know that nobody knows who the Asian kid dancing to some song is. It’s not one of the most viral clips ever.

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3 weeks ago

EB doesn’t know you can’t just put a player on the practice squad. The player has to get cut then clear waivers.

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@CongressmanRaja The law is clear and has been repeatedly ignored. Only residents are counted in the census, and it is illegal for people that have entered improperly to reside in the United States. If they are found for the purpose of the census, they should be deported, not counted. The…

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a month ago

EB doesn’t know what confetti/funfetti cake is.

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a month ago

EB doesn’t know what state he’s going to.

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a month ago

EB doesn’t know what a gondola is.

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T Zed @Lather6912

2 months ago

@ItsMrsWilkes I’ll bet she doesn’t have a problem with Beyoncé turning white and rocking blonde hair and a cowboy hat.

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ThePersistence @ScottPresler

a month ago

Meet Scott W. Hepler. Scott commented *publicly* on one of my recent Facebook posts, “Presler is a POS who needs the Shepard treatment.” For anyone that doesn’t know, “Shepard” is a reference to Matthew Shepard: a gay student that was robbed, pistol-whipped, & tied to a fence…

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a month ago

EB doesn’t know what a slaughterhouse is.

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2 months ago

EB doesn’t know that welders weld.

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Gen X | AI-Wired Truthslinger @warsh1010

2 months ago

@glenn_tunes 🇳🇴 “As a Norwegian…” lol, Please… Translation: “I’ve never had to fight for freedom, invent anything, or question a damn thing, so I’ll now lecture the country that saved the world from Nazis and gave you the internet.” You think Americans are brainwashed? Let me guess: •…

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2 months ago

EB doesn’t know that most people care about animals and aren’t as selfish as him.

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2 months ago

EB doesn’t know that a small Slurpee is fine for people who aren’t gluttons.

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2 months ago

EB doesn’t know that Cakes trending in DC during the WSOP isn’t for some random dessert.

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2 months ago

EB doesn’t know that taking his computer to bed at 11pm contributes to his sleep problems, probably.

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MAG🔫1775🇺🇸 @realMAG1775

2 months ago

@Mikel_Jollett Hey Mikel, let me clue you in, genius: – Multiple advanced warnings 12+ hours out – Flash flood alerts 3+ hours in advance – River surged 26 feet in under 45 minutes But sure, blame JD Vance and “funding,” not the 25 inches of rain from the sky in one night. You’re not mad about…