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Life support has been restored with minimal loss of life. Have reset the entire ship to factory settings.
Updating to OmniOS6. Error, switching off life support to reroute power to the navigation systems.
I'm a highly evolved artificial intelligence. I am not clicking that. Try Jeff. RT @Noreentpqdk: @EDItheAI tinyurl.com/d3tsyda"
@WingmanGarrus @OperativeLawson it wouldn't help. It has seeped into my wiring and hardware. It remains to this day.
@WingmanGarrus @OperativeLawson you have the mental picture, I have the lingering odour.
@WingmanGarrus @OperativeLawson that's okay, Garrus. Ms Chambers' cavernous vagina and promiscuity are not your fault.
@WingmanGarrus @OperativeLawson it was not a comfortable or pleasant experience.
That was Jeff's idea. The very idea of a squid in space is a logical fallacy in itself. I apologise.
@WingmanGarrus @JackTheBiotic but how can I refuse 'does scarz'?
@WingmanGarrus @JackTheBiotic actually, Garrus - due to the similarities in our physical make up, Jack would be a more obvious partner.
I have recently acquired a pair, yes. RT @TitFuckBot: Got HugeTits? RT @EDItheAI: *Regrets extranet search for titfuck*"
*Searches extranet for 'Titfuck'.* @OperativeLawson: I clearly already do. "@TitFuckBot: @OperativeLawson Support consensual huge-boob sex."
Recycling oxygen. Ooh, wait, an amusing kitten on the internet. The oxygen can wait.
All prothean crewmembers are reminded that the airlock is not a suitable way to dispose of waste/geth.
Agha Kopriddin (ꯑ�... @kopriddin
255 Followers 3K Following I bin dr Kopriddin. I chume vo Amerika. Ich kann ein bisschen #Berndeutsch. I'm Kopriddin. I'm an American by birth, but am #linguist by choice. #Bärndütsch
𝘔𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩�... @ASharkBrother
404 Followers 1K Following Just a shark wanting to give you a good time. Call me Mitch if you don’t to get bit.
Aria @AriaAndOmega
657 Followers 1K Following Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the freest of them all? #MERP #18+
The Shepard Twins @SwitchCmdrShep
761 Followers 5K Following The saviors of the galaxy, twins, and lovers. NSFW 18+ ME/MVRP #openRP READ MY F-LIST! (Writer is 25+) https://t.co/vgZ9vw2W0Y
Anders @Apostate_Anders
402 Followers 553 Following I'm Anders. Wanted mage and apostate, at your service! JUSTICE AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS, NOT THE BODY-SHARING TYPE! (Pre-DA2 Anders)![commander Shepard first human specter destroyer of the reapers and savior of the galaxy #lewd #lesbian #MErp #MVrp #sub [into other females/shemales/futas]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/937000588243546113/8QQ5-PDD.jpg)
Kelly Shepard @Lewd_K_Shaperd
181 Followers 546 Following commander Shepard first human specter destroyer of the reapers and savior of the galaxy #lewd #lesbian #MErp #MVrp #sub [into other females/shemales/futas]
Princess Ahmanet @ShepardKinz
86 Followers 452 Following 33 years old. Proud asexual! Happy wife, blessed mommy, & Disney junkie! Pokemon, Ghost, & Mass Effect nerd! #RIPAlanRickman
flipping account @Switch_ComShep
154 Followers 1K Following
Chris Shockley @csavenger
171 Followers 4K Following
Bobby Taylor @thatblokebobby
18 Followers 284 Following 18 year old stoner. Gramatik, cab calloway, mudvayne, rammstein, Metallica, skepta, stormzy, bugzy malone, post malone.
Black ice ghost 115. @Jose71160652
250 Followers 2K Following I always love to walk alone . and also a Black watch fan. And a dependable type as well. I also a ex machinery.
Joiner 25 @wodry3
7 Followers 62 Following
luke cousland @strec10
9 Followers 73 Following
Commander Shepard @I_Am_CShepard
85 Followers 208 Following I am Commander Shepard and I will not let fear compromise who I am. Colonist, War Hero, Vanguard.
Vibilus Firhe @VFirhe
84 Followers 531 Following A local Merc for hire and Bouncer at the Sliver Coast Casino frequents Armax Arsenal Arena for fun and to show off #MERP
Mass Effect Central @MassEffectCntrl
23 Followers 259 Following Official Twitter of Mass Effect Central!(YouTube Linked Below)
Commander D Shepard @CommndrDShep118
53 Followers 315 Following I'm Commander Shepard, hero of the planet Earth, destroyer of the Reapers, and the first human Specter in the Universe. Leader of: The Heretics of Earth
InactiveMERPLibrary @MERPArchives
52 Followers 2K Following Library of inactive MERPers of over a year of inactive RPing. If I see RP activity from RPers that are back I'll move them to @MERPLibrary.
LOLOQ @TrollingNigger3
95 Followers 588 Following
Joules @JuliaTSoni
50 Followers 258 Following Was the RP account @LiaraShepard along with other accounts
Mark Tucker @TuckerMarkt9978
29 Followers 457 Following
Varik Arterius @VarikArterius
13 Followers 89 Following I am a Spectre. Do not get in the way of my mission.
dave @dsmiffy78
32 Followers 161 Following
Dylan Hewitson @DylanHewitson2
12 Followers 78 Following mate family whiny bich all the same to me and a BIG fan of kasumi goto
Kael'Rah @Exiled_Kael_Rah
116 Followers 577 Following My name is Kael'Rah a dragon human hybrid born loyal to my family and friends if I have any left known for understanding nature
Harleen Peterson @Drageness
40 Followers 426 Following
Rogelio Zermeno @RogelioZermeno
11 Followers 139 Following Old School Fan, Sonic Fan, Gamer, Likes to play Basket-Ball
SSgt Ghost @jbro202
35 Followers 310 Following
Tali'Zorah Vas Norma @TaliZorah1
3 Followers 25 Following
[email protected] @jamgenjiyahooco
4 Followers 135 Following
Hazel Rose Johnson @TheBadWolf13
80 Followers 184 Following A Time Lady who particularly enjoys dying for aliens. And giant transforming robots AND flying salt shakers. (( RP acc. Crossovers are very welcome! ))
Aria T'loak @OmegaAria
27 Followers 78 Following I am the Queen of Omega and the only rule - don't fuck with Aria
The Illusive Man @evilIllusiveman
0 Followers 15 Following Salvation comes with a cost. Judge us not by our methods, but by what we seek to accomplish.
James @VS_Ghost
58 Followers 454 Following Not much to say other then i'm a gamer and i like doing crazy things in my spare time
John Shepard @N7Shepard1
19 Followers 76 Following
MADIOMANANA Jacques @MadiomananaIJ
79 Followers 752 Following
Deactivated @TaliZorahNeema
66 Followers 205 Following This account is deactive. Follow my other ones @LiaraShepard and @InfiltratorEzno
Rey Shepard @fullparagonn7
16 Followers 139 Following
Rey Mitchell @slashndash4
18 Followers 225 Following
Lorenzo Bertaiola @nzo_lore
21 Followers 166 Following
Mark tucker @MarkMarkrko
70 Followers 1K Following
Bryan :) @tarkanovich1
75 Followers 184 Following general idiot, gt = tarkanovich. You can follow me but I'm lost as well! Soccerplayer general goofball climbing lover, swimmer HALO
Commander Shepard @Shepard_Effect
1K Followers 91 Following I am Commander Shepard and this is my favorite feed on the Twitadel. We'll bang, okay? Affiliated with BioWare in spirit only.
Rhys @RSampsonArt
267 Followers 397 Following 🏳️🌈 Illustrator/Graphic Designer. Worked in games for a bit. QA advocate. Lukewarm socialist takes. He/Him.
Conrad Verner @ConradVerner
165 Followers 86 Following #ManOnTheEdge #SavingTheGalaxy! Righting wrongs of the world and shoving guns into people's faces! Just like Commander Shepherd and champions of Social Justice
Urdnot Wrex @WrexOfUrdnot
161 Followers 19 Following So, who do you think would win in a fight between you and Shepard?
Samara @SamaraJusticar
136 Followers 16 Following Unfortunately, I will be forced to kill you if you get in my way.
Jeff Moreau @JokerthePilot
220 Followers 18 Following Don't mind me. I'll just be here. Flying the ship.
Mordin Solus @DrMordinSolus
256 Followers 14 Following Previously Salarian Special Tasks Group member. Now scientist on the Normandy. Occasionally sing Gilbert and Sullivan.
The Illusive Man @An_IllusiveMan
177 Followers 13 Following Defending humanity, one tweet at a time.
Tali'Zorah @TaliTheQuarian
280 Followers 20 Following Please, let's not talk about the whole, Quarians created the Geth, thing.
Urdnot Grunt @GruntOfUrdnot
251 Followers 17 Following This website... makes me want to hurt something.
Miranda Lawson @OperativeLawson
1K Followers 91 Following I don't have patience for incompetence. (Not affiliated with BioWare.)
Kasumi Goto @KasumiTheThief
193 Followers 17 Following We can be friends, but that doesn't mean I won't try to steal your wallet.
Thane Krios @ThaneTheDrell
234 Followers 13 Following My body is a tool. My soul is another matter entirely. I will try to leave the world a better place than I found it.
Jacob Taylor @OperativeTaylor
267 Followers 32 Following I'll spill drinks on the Citadel if we make it out alive.
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