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living the reel life. producer HURACÁN, SHARK LORDS, REEFA & BURN NOTICE where we burned like a disco inferno. CITIZEN SOMERVILLE author. Noted menefreghista. at the movies Joined July 2009-
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Don’t inject bleach. And don’t vote for the guy who told you to inject bleach.
Don’t inject bleach. And don’t vote for the guy who told you to inject bleach.
Boston. Still strong. #BostonStrong
Happy Birthday! To me! Miss my Mom, here celebrating HER birthday years ago. But still a good day anyway! I need cake!
Eclipse Day 2024. Cutting a swath of darkness across the Midwest. Meanwhile in tropics, God poked His head out, saw me and said, “Not today Satan, not today.” Either that or He’s wearing ears and smiling down on Disney in Orlando. #imstillstanding #Eclipse
Happy Easter! Hope your bonnet is sporty spice!
Tweet Of The Day!
Donald Trump selling bibles is like Marjorie Taylor Greene selling self-help books.
Try reading it.
You are right on point!
You are right on point! https://t.co/dPoCPM4Pov
IT’S FINALLY DONE! Bad Boys 4: Ride Or Die. HERES THE TRAILER! Let’s roll! youtu.be/hRFY_Fesa9Q?si…
I’d forgotten @WilliamShatner was in Judgement At Nuremberg. Watching again tonight, it was special treat during such a serious film to see him. I remember so long ago as an eight year old kid, I was SURE we’d eventually be married. LOL.
.@RonnaMcDaniel lasted 0.1 Scaramuccis as an MSNBC contributor.
Thanks Ghostbusters Frozen Empire. It’s been a tough weekend and it was comforting respite. I know who to call.
That’s a wrap! Bad Boys #4. Thank you again!
It’s Twitter. X is just a letter. Like the one that was carved into Charlie Manson’s forehead.
Godspeed
LGia Peace @LGiaPeace
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Goldengal31 @Goldengal301
267 Followers 489 Following I came for BurnNotice and stayed for the people and animals I met. Butterfly people,🦋 farmers 👩🌾birders,🐦 photographers,📷home town people,travelers.✈️dogs🐕
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386 Followers 635 Following From MI to VA to ? Books, Movies, TV, Burn Notice, Detroit Tigers, Yorktown, pottery, photography are a few of my favorite things.
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Debbie Finkiewicz @brenda4now
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Was surprised Roger Ebert liked The Devil's Rejects until realizing reading the review he was probably just giddy that the characters were named after Groucho Marx characters
Donald Trump learned the best way to get rich is to inherit it. When I look at the economy, I don't see it through the eyes of Mar-a-Lago. I see it through the eyes of Scranton.
Thank you @SpeakerPelosi for calling Katy Tur out on her egregious politicking for Trump! I hope someone has a clip! Pelosi praised Biden as the best jobs prez in history. Tur replied with MAGAt talking point about it being a global pandemic. NP wasn't having it & shut it down.
Colin Jost on the abortion fight, "The candidate who was a famous New York City playboy took abortion rights away and the guy who is trying to give you your abortion rights back is an 80-year-old catholic. How does that make sense?"
Just saw a news alert from the New York Times that says Colin Jost’s jokes fell flat last night. Should have been an irony alert. The “defenders of freedom” sure don’t like being told they’re full of shit.
this was surprisingly, unpredictably touching--that, instead of raucous withering satire, a stand-up comic could speak of "decency" soberly & at length, to a sympathetic audience that rose to give him a standing ovation. who could have predicted this from Colin Jost at the…
Colin Jost’s closing meditation on his grandfather, decency, and the fragility of freedom is worth four minutes of your time.
BREAKING: Colin Jost tells President Biden at the White House Correspondents Dinner how his late grandfather voted for Biden because he was a decent man. Retweet so all Americans see this heartwarming moment.
"Can we just acknowledge how refreshing it is to see a President of the United States at an event that doesn't begin with a bailiff saying, 'All rise?'" jokes host Colin Jost at the 2024 White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
My family has a ranch outside of Sedona - no one has ever shot a dog for any reason. This is not a “rural/ranch” thing. My Dads dog Burmas ashes are on our family mantle after he died naturally. This story is something out of a horror movie.
I can understand why some people are upset about a 20 year old story of Cricket, one of the working dogs at our ranch, in my upcoming book — No Going Back. The book is filled with many honest stories of my life, good and bad days, challenges, painful decisions, and lessons…
Hello America… it’s your turn . Tickets on sale April 26th.
Roseanne Barr Is Nothing But Trash🤢😤🌈🥰💙🇺🇸👄
Whatever you say, Roseanne.
They have Sorbs, Kid Rock, and Roseanne… we have Mr. Hamill Cry harder MAGA
Thank you all for watching. 👋🏼 Hope you have a great weekend! Goodnight. #Dateline
I Loved this guy to no end! I met him post Dolphins receiver when he was voicing Grand Prize Auto spots at Magic. He used to call me "the fastest fingers on Pro Tools, then one night @ the radio AIR AWARDS dinner, I won "Best Production" in the market & he gave me a standing Oh!
5 minutes of recovered 2004 Mandich audio. He is discussing how bad the Marlins are. 😆
"It bums me out for every woman and every person, that for no reason people just like to attack, A smart interesting woman that has her own life, for some reason, is incredibly threatening to some people." - Melissa McCarthy about her friend, Meghan Markle
Women, ya hear?
We can do it, we have to. #RuthSentUs
Pluto TV got stuck on this frame of Jackie Brown for like five minutes and I didn't even mind.
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