PresidentSmithEMU @EMU_Smith

Unstoppable force (me not negotiating the contract until the last minute) meets and immovable object (greedy faculty who want health care and hate students)

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PresidentSmithEMU @EMU_Smith

3 years ago

Couldn’t have written this article any better myself. No need to talk to the union or faculty. Good news goes straight to the source- the EMU administration.

EMU News @emunews

3 years ago

Couldn’t have written this article any better myself. No need to talk to the union or faculty. Good news goes straight to the source- the EMU administration.

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Why would I quit? I get paid half a million dollars. The best part is- regardless of the scandals/bad pr, regardless of the fact that the student body, faculty, and community can’t stand me, and regardless of my administrations lack of success- I still won’t get fired 😂

nicole 🌻 @niicolemilagros

3 years ago

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PresidentSmithEMU @EMU_Smith

3 years ago

Just one week ago, we couldn’t afford to pay EMU’s faculty. This week we can. This speaks to EMU’s incredible administration, who were able to locate the money to pay our faculty inside the $316.6 million dollars in revenue and our $752.6 million dollars in assets. Amazing work!

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PresidentSmithEMU @EMU_Smith

3 years ago

Yes- this whole process has been very hard on me and my investors. It’s going to take at least several nice dinners and golf outings (on the company card obviously) to cheer us up again.

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PresidentSmithEMU @EMU_Smith

3 years ago

Alexa, remind me to send a mass email to students- making it look like the new contract is largely due the work of the administration.

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PresidentSmithEMU @EMU_Smith

3 years ago

I can’t believe I didn’t get a shout out. To show my solidarity with teachers I haven’t worked all week- or all month for that matter. Per usual this has gone completely unrecognized.

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PresidentSmithEMU @EMU_Smith

3 years ago

If you want to do your laundry on campus it’s only $6 a load. Except you have to use the dryer twice if you want your clothes dry.

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PresidentSmithEMU @EMU_Smith

3 years ago

It’s come to my attention that we’ve been offering teachers health care in the new contract. We will amend this in future negotiations.

EMU-AAUP #UnionStrong @EMUAAUP

3 years ago

It’s come to my attention that we’ve been offering teachers health care in the new contract. We will amend this in future negotiations.

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PresidentSmithEMU @EMU_Smith

3 years ago

Negotiations are under way. And by that I mean that I’m currently negotiating with my wife about how long I get to watch the NFL today. Let’s go Lions!