Haley Cochrane (She/Her) @EMcomet

ER Doc, USYD grad, HAEMR/U of S Alumni, #FOAM sponge, Surfer, Adventurer, Educator, Purveyor of quality high fives. she/her Advice: Questionable, caveat emptor Joined August 2015

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Haley Cochrane (She/Her) @EMcomet

4 years ago

Any chance that Omicron is the final boss?

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Haley Cochrane (She/Her) @EMcomet

4 years ago

ER team, please remember that our patients cannot see their family docs for two weeks with the holidays. Please give a decent sick note and extended prescriptions so they don’t have to come back mid break. Decrease the pressure on our EDs for the next two weeks.

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Haley Cochrane (She/Her) @EMcomet

4 years ago

If your going to get something stuck up your butt, can you make it festive? It’s the holidays, I need a festive rectal foreign body removal right about now.

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Haley Cochrane (She/Her) @EMcomet

4 years ago

My good friend @amynw nails the “cool girl” role over the “too much” woman. I have definitely been told many times (to my face) I’m “a lot”and you know what? It got me where I am and I absolutely love her. amy.substack.com/p/in-praise-of…

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Haley Cochrane (She/Her) @EMcomet

4 years ago

Me: “You should get vaccinated to protect yourself and the people you love” Selfish assholes: “No thanks, I value my freedom” *Canadian government mandates full vaccination to get on a plane to Mexico/Vegas* “Can I get both shots today?”

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Haley Cochrane (She/Her) @EMcomet

4 years ago

Everything I have ever accomplished as a physician has been witnessed/supported/celebrated/commiserated/accomplished because of our incredible emergency nurses. Every emergency physician would not be here with out you and I am eternally grateful.

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Haley Cochrane (She/Her) @EMcomet

4 years ago

Slept wrong on my neck somehow and my kid kicked me in the spine all night. Safe to say my spine is broken and will never be fixed. Try your best not drive in my passenger side blind spot for the remainder of 2021 to mid 2022 because I can’t look there.

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Haley Cochrane (She/Her) @EMcomet

4 years ago

The emotional spectrum of this job is wild sometimes. Start with a cancer diagnosis in a young patient, walk out of the room, and immediately try to prevent a nude drunk patient from pulling a fully inflated catheter out of his penis in the middle of the hallway.

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Haley Cochrane (She/Her) @EMcomet

4 years ago

If you could all take a moment of silence for my garden after a nuclear frost murdered everything the last two nights. You had a good run, we are almost in mid-October

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Haley Cochrane (She/Her) @EMcomet

4 years ago

I feel like I’m in an IRL version of the San Francisco trolley problem with ring side seats to the accident and the idiot throwing the switch telling me the trolley doesn’t exist.

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Haley Cochrane (She/Her) @EMcomet

4 years ago

Young people usually rebound from Covid. They don’t rebound well from watching their parent die from Covid over an iPad. #GetVaccinated

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Haley Cochrane (She/Her) @EMcomet

4 years ago

I hear a lot of unvaccinated people argue that the survival rate of covid is 99.7%. What surviving can look like is a father with two small children who walked out of the ICU but has to be supervised making eggs and taking transit because of the strokes he had from Covid.

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Academic Life in EM @ALiEMteam

4 years ago

Breaking the cycle of cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome can be difficult. Drs. @JasonElzingaEM and @fzaver from @UCalgaryEM walk us through understanding the efficacy of various anti-emetics to guide management in the Emergency Department. aliem.com/breaking-cycle…

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Haley Cochrane (She/Her) @EMcomet

4 years ago

My coworker proclaimed today that she is going to become the Karen of getting vaccinated and you better believe I will be joining her. No masks on employees? I want to speak to your manager. Unsafe distancing? Manager. Idiot antivax patrons? MANAGER.

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Haley Cochrane (She/Her) @EMcomet

4 years ago

I love when an unvaccinated 22 year old high school educated weed store employee tells me they won’t get vaccinated because there isn’t enough research. Girl, I don’t think that word has any meaning to you.

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Haley Cochrane (She/Her) @EMcomet

4 years ago

An amazing man, mentor and clinician. Congrats DFMB! I love when EM takes charge.

Mass General Brigham @MassGenBrigham

4 years ago

An amazing man, mentor and clinician. Congrats DFMB! I love when EM takes charge.

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Haley Cochrane (She/Her) @EMcomet

4 years ago

I don’t know why all the holistic plant and crystal healers aren’t jumping at the chance to set up tents and treat their covid-infected vaccine adverse fanbase. I bet a good juniper poultice would clean that pesky hypoxia right up. Tag in friends, western medicine needs a break.

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Haley Cochrane (She/Her) @EMcomet

4 years ago

I would just like to remind our consultant colleagues that being condescending and rude on a RECORDED consult call is a dick move. I’m not calling you to annoy you, im literally asking for your help. If you don’t want to help anymore, please do us all a favor and retire.

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Renee N Salas, MD, MPH @ReneeNSalas_MD

4 years ago

BREAKING: My @NEJM Perspective “Environmental Racism & #ClimateChange – Missed Diagnoses” ahead of print If we continue to miss these diagnoses, we will not implement the right treatment plans upstream It is our responsibility as health professionals nejm.org/doi/full/10.10…

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Haley Cochrane (She/Her) @EMcomet

4 years ago

The sick unvaccinated patients are expecting empathy from health care workers that are running on fumes and it’s only going to get worse. Doctors Feel Compassion Fatigue About Vaccine Refusers - The Atlantic theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/…