E. Phineas Farquhar @EPhineasLegend
Founder, The Old Farts Club of America™ | Storyteller | Humorist | History buff | Occasional curmudgeon officialoldfarts.com America Joined January 2023-
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Hey #Students. It's time to nominate that Old Fart who has bugged you all academic year by enrolling them in The Old Farts Club of America™ at officialoldfarts.com. It’s the #PerfectGift for that irritating professor, teacher, or even roommate. Always free shipping.
Happy 41st Birthday to #HenryCavill. Every day someone celebrates their special day. If they qualify, enroll them in The Old Farts Club of America™ at officialoldfarts.com. It’s the only place where one can be called an Official Old Fart™.
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Hey #Students. Time's ticking. Nominate that Old Fart who has bugged you all year by enrolling them in The Old Farts Club of America™ at officialoldfarts.com. It’s the #PerfectGift for that irritating professor, teacher, or roommate.
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It’s #StarWarsDay. The original Star Wars movie was introduced in 1977. We officialoldfarts.com were just fine tuning our special qualities back then and The Old Farts Club of America™ wasn't even begun. Now, Star Wars is an international phenomenon and we’re still ourselves!
Before the college academic year ends, nominate your favorite Old Fart for membership at officialoldfarts.com. It’s the #PerfectGift for that irritating professor, RA, or roommate. You know, that infuriating individual who made school just a bit more unbearable this year.
Know an Old Fart? They’re a bit hard to define, but you know one when you encounter one. They’re a stick-in-the mud, resistant to change, always do things the same way, usually argumentative and opinionated. If you know someone like that, enroll them at officialoldfarts.com.
Happy 34th Birthday to championship golfer #BrooksKoepka. Every day someone celebrates their special day. If they qualify, enroll them in The Old Farts Club of America™ at officialoldfarts.com. It’s the only place where one can be called an Official Old Fart™.
Happy 54th Birthday to #BobbyCannavale. Every day someone celebrates their special day. If they qualify, enroll them in The Old Farts Club of America™ at officialoldfarts.com. It’s the only place where one can be called an Official Old Fart™.
It’s #NationalPublicRadioDay. Come on. Be honest. Whether a listener or a member, you’re likely an Old Fart. Why not make it official and enroll in The Old Farts Club of America™ at officialoldfarts.com. It’s the only place where one can be called an Official Old Fart™.
It’s #NationalMontanaDa. The wide-open spaces earn the nickname Big Sky State. Home to famed alpine hiking trails, the state boasts it's Glacier National Park. And, we’re proud to say, that there are quite a few Montanans who are enrolled at officialoldfarts.com.
Hey #Students! It's time to nominate your favorite #OldFart professor, teacher, or annoying friend for membership to officialoldfarts.com. Let that infuriating individual who has made school just a bit more unbearable this year know you remember them.
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Happy 39th Birthday to #LilyAllen. Every day someone celebrates their special day. If they qualify, enroll them in The Old Farts Club of America™ at officialoldfarts.com. It’s the only place where one can be called an Official Old Fart™.
Happy 39th Birthday to #NASCAR's #KyleBusch. Every day someone celebrates their special day. If they qualify, enroll them in The Old Farts Club of America™ at officialoldfarts.com. It’s the only place where one can be called an Official Old Fart™.
Happy 52nd Birthday to #TheRock #DwayneJohnson. Every day someone celebrates their special day. If they qualify, enroll them in The Old Farts Club of America™ at officialoldfarts.com. It’s the only place where one can be called an Official Old Fart™.
It’s #NationalDayofReason. We officialoldfarts.com think it’s too bad none exists in Congress.
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