Altiero Spaghetti @EU_Spaghetti
Historical EU federalist turned sustainable pasta lobbyist. And contributor to the Berlaymonster EU satire blog. berlaymonster.com Joined March 2021-
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Boris Johnson pulls out of UK leadership race, aiming to challenge Xi Jinping instead.
BREAKING: EU PLANS UK BAILOUT UNDER DRAGHI-LED GOVT #fantasyheadlines read more off of berlaymonster dot com. berlaymonster.com/post/eu-plans-…
Russia says Loch Ness Monster to blame for damage to Nord Stream gas pipe.
So much fuss today about the EU's new Single Market Emergency Instrument and still no clarity about what it is. Is it a violin, a cello or a piano? #SMEI
Every possible thing that Ursula von der Leyen failed to mention in her #SOTEU speech today THREAD (1/10,000,000,000)
After a summer molto caldo your favorite sustainable pasta lobbyist is back with the REAL text of the State of the Union speech as VDL delivered it #SOTEU berlaymonster.com/post/hashtag-s…
Manfred Weber lives in his childhood school. What a weirdo.
I remember my first interrailing trip
I remember my first interrailing trip
Why is Ursula Von Der Leyen advertising Duvel ?
If Shakespeare had been an EU official: "Exit, pursuant to a bear."
Isn't it weird how Von Der Leyen's 7 children are all named after Commission DGs? There's the eldest AGRI, the high earner BUDG, tiny but influential SANTE, the nerd JRC, the loner COMP, the travel-loving EEAS and the hipster CLIMA.
Brussels says it will send Ukraine a "cutting edge" defence system known as G4S
After news of the Les Républicains party being unable to afford its €5 million campaign fees, its leader rebrands as Valérie Can't-Paycresse.
BREAKING: Israeli spies hack @dreynders’ phone to find a list of impenetrable acronyms and lunch appointments berlaymonster.com/post/israeli-s…
Who else is wondering how exactly Borrell will manage to screw up his meeting with Zelenskiyy?
BREAKING: EU UNITY NOW MEASURED IN 'EUCOSECONDS' Scientists have discovered a new unit of time to define the period of EU unanimity following the outbreak of the Ukraine crisis. #fantasyheadlines berlaymonster.com/post/eu-unity-…
It's not snow, it's a Special Meteorological Operation.
One year of EU satire #MyTwitterAnniversary
Josep Borrell announces new Fit for 95 package
DG MEME 🇪🇺 @meme_ec
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Daniel Freund @daniel_freund
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Berlaymonster @Berlaymonster
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Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr
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American EU Dude 🇺.. @AmericanEUDude
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Luca Misculin @lmisculin
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Camino Mortera @CaminoMortera
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Joost Hermans @hermansjoost
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Opinion Blogger @PatrikBlogger
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The Hirschmann Group @HirschmannGroup
599 Followers 3K Following We want to make a network of those who choose the European interest above their national interest. Inspire by the work of @UrsulaHirschman #TeamEurope
Balazs Ujvari @balazs_iravju
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maria @alplms
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Alexander Conway @Conway_ALX
928 Followers 4K Following EU/NL Affairs Consultant @FlintGlobal | Former Resident Euronerd @iiea & Recovering Bookseller | ☘️abroad | Himself/YerMan | 🇮🇪🇳🇱🇫🇷 / 🐈📚🗺
Ευρωπαϊκό Κ.. @Europarl_EL
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Elvira Forte @elviraforte_
219 Followers 379 Following Υπεύθυνη Τύπου @Europarl_EL / Press officer @Europarl_EN
Gabriele Liotta @GabrieleLiotta
253 Followers 1K Following fellow @wef | alumnus @EBRD 🇪🇺 🇺🇳 & @JohnsHopkins | Sicily-born, Europe-bred, US-lured | strictly my own personal views, RT≠endorsement
Annick Hiensch @AnnickHiensch
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❄️ @theulobbyist
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Mina Jack Tolu @mina_tolu
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PhilGrimpe @PhilGrimpe
78 Followers 371 Following Cyclogauchiste de terre, heureux papa et newsjunkie | 🇨🇵🇩🇪🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳💚💛🖤💙 @[email protected]
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maria @tanou_maria
39 Followers 203 Following EU affairs enthusiast, overly opinionated. 🇬🇷🇨🇾 in 📍Brussels🇧🇪
David Wilkens @DCMWilkens
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Laura @loreilo79
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Michael Bruton @MichaelDBruton
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Psogos @Psogos1
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Ohoussou ange anderso.. @OhoussouAnge
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Fulvia Ristuccia @FRistuccia
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Æm @Salaka2023
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James Owen @JamesOw55873454
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Josep Borrell Fontell.. @JosepBorrellF
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Yesterday, myself, a documentary filmmaker and @tomsdinner, a press photographer, got arrested by @HertsPolice whilst filming the @juststopoil protest from a public footbridge over the #M25. 🧵....
There's plenty to fault in 🇫🇷. But it is always fascinating, and sometimes tiring, how parts of the Anglo media select what to mention. When in doubt, bash the French... Thanks to @AlexTaylorNews for the original Telegraph link /ENDS
🚨Spain is pulling out of energy treaty over climate concerns, minister confirms to POLITICO pro.politico.eu/news/155188
so not entirely Earth-like
NEWS 🚨: NASA has discovered a nearby Earth-like exoplanet using the James Webb Telescope, but it rains lava at night
@KlausIohannis @OlafScholz @EmmanuelMacron @Palazzo_Chigi @ZelenskyyUa a bit too late, to discuss, what is left....to integrate to EU or to protect, as so much is lost and people death or deportet or assimilated.....ask yourself what the 3 Achsenmächte jetzt wollen?
@Berlaymonster Does 10:45 count as later?
Le Chou Is DELIGHTED To Announce An Exciting New Media Team-Up With The @BrusselsTimes! Tune In For A Totally Legit Roundup Of The News Every Friday: brusselstimes.com/author/le-chou
a chastened Reynders has now promised to black out anything sensitive
Your ex-boyfriend only took a 15 minute shower this morning to aid the Ukrainian war effort
@EU_Spaghetti Glad to have brought it to your esteemed attention. Just discovered myself. A philosopher, Frankfurt applies critical thinking to carve out a specific definition for true bullshit (not lies, not fraud, etc.) You provided a perfect exemple. More at youtube.com/results?search…
surely 'Emily in the Berlaymont' is bound to come next @meme_ec @EU_Spaghetti @Berlaymonster @LeChouNews @luxwurst
If @Spotify doesn’t immediately remove @joerogan, I will release new music onto the platform. #youwerebeautiful
That's really very sad news about Barry Cryer. I adored him on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. A very, very funny man.
“Shall we block pedestrians or cyclists today?” “Yes”
New Tory campaign poster just dropped 🍰
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