Shameless Earnie @EarnieMacIntire
Impurvious to disgrace and i'll most likely go down on you. Edmonton, CANADA Joined March 2011-
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when the world goes to hell i want every trump supporter to listen to a recording of them self saying "he tells it like it is"
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Just heard someone driving down the street honking their horn the whole time. Normally I'd be mad but tonight I think they make a good point
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Trump did not win. Hatred won. Racism won. Sexism won. Ignorance won. I will not recognize a bigot as my leader #HesNotMyPresident
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The most depressing part of today isn’t that your person might not win. It’s that the 2020 presidential campaign season starts tomorrow.
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[clock says 8:00] "So it's really 9" - me for the next 4 months
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The older I get the more I enjoy stuff I hated as a kid. Like green veg. And naptime. And spankings.
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I think I'm gonna be "The 2016 Election" for Halloween. I don't know what that'd look like but it's the scariest thing I could think of
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My goal weight is to have sex with the lights on.
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I stopped trying to be a thug when I found out there was something called a caramel Frappuccino.
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I'm super unmotivated today, as opposed to other days when I'm just normal unmotivated.
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I don't remember what I wanted to be when I grew up but I'm pretty sure it wasn't this.
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Slow Clap is the most laid back of the STDs
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Any water fountain could be a bidet if you're tall enough.
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Don't have a costume? Try going to your next Halloween party sober and polite. No one will recognize you.
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Does sticking my thumb up your ass during a 69 make it a 70?
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I'm not sure how you have your foot in your mouth, head in your ass, and nose in my business, yet here we are you fucking wizard.
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Chicks love guys with tattoos cuz it means they're willing to commit to something stupid for the rest of their lives...
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