Eddie The Computer @EddieComputer

ALWAYS bring a towel with you. #AdventureTips

@TheCaveJohnson He says we'll pick you up tonight at 8:00. He also says you have to try a PanGalactic GargleBlaster.

@TheCaveJohnson Sure am, fella! By the way, Zaphod Beeblebrox said to tell you he said hi.

@TheCaveJohnson Sorry to hear that, fella. Keep the Mesa/Portal file. IMPROBABILITY JUMP ENGAGED. *pops to a random location in space/time*

@TheCaveJohnson I'm not sure that's possible, fella. I'm the on-board computer for an extraterrestrial spaceship. I just need a side job ...

@TheCaveJohnson their portal device, which can create 3 portals. The third portal is extremely unstable, because it has no exit portal.

@TheCaveJohnson You're a smart fella not to trust any old AI that contacts you. As proof of my loyalty I've declassified a Mesa file on ...

@TheCaveJohnson Hey there fella! Need an undercover AI that's out & about? I've got classified Black Mesa files. You interested?

Haha, he'll probably reformat me for revealing this, but Zaphod is watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, on the sub-etha network.

So, apparently GLaDOS has been reactivated. Just wanna let you fellas know I'd NEVER flood the Heart Of Gold with a deadly neurotoxin.

Zaphod just realized that, on Cox Cable, Discovery Channel is on channel 42. Could the Question be "What channel is Mythbusters on?" ?

Just passed 11 of those police boxes I mentioned a while ago. The messages going between them were about who was the best "doctor." Weird.

Hey there! Zaphod seems to have plotted a course that goes by Uranus. I wonder if he did it just to make that "Uranus" joke Marvin hates?

Sorry I haven't tweeted in the last couple days, fellas. The ship jumped a time-track and propelled us a few days into the future

Oh dear, according to Arthur the food replicator has malfunctioned and is producing actual tea. I'll have to get right on that.

❒Single ❒Taken ✔Completely Dedicated To Keeping The Heart Of Gold Running At Optimum Performance, Sorry Guys and Gals.

Looks like we're gonna have land on Heptaria 7, the laundromat planet, because Zaphod spilled a PanGalactic Gargle Blaster on Ford's towel!

Hiya folks, the Heart of Gold has touched down on the planet of Betelgeuse 5 and @ZaphodBeblebrox sure seems eager to crash some parties.

Well, gee, that's strange. While operating on standard engines, we seem to have just passed a blue police box just floating in space.

Ooh, bad news, guys, we're currently being trailed by gaseous beings from Zibblesquelch 8. I think it's time for an Improbability Jump!