Elongated Musket @Edited_for_TV
Idiots get blocked. People who say "it's mid" get blocked, too. Online, duh Joined February 2019-
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We have reached a point where Olivia Wilde saying someone is hot is cause for the Internet to call her offensive. Touch some FUCKING grass. Every woman subscribing there needs to fall on a sword for every time they previously made a similar comment about some celebrity man.
"When soldiers’ reported ages are checked against census records, it becomes clear that the true history of underage enlistment has been obscured by an epidemic of official lies." Read an excerpt from @PlantRjp and Frances Clarke's new book, available now: bit.ly/3IhfjzJ
REI trying to get me to buy layers for winter in a week when it's going to be 60 degrees.
I'm just muting people left and right on here because I find them annoying. If I haven't muted you, high compliments!
"There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Korilian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable planet. The only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they do not know about it!" - Men In Black
The paranoid maniacs of the US are not equipped to hear about "unidentified objects" getting shot down without flipping their girdles over their heads and doing somersaults.
It pains me that an actual news outlet just wrote the words "a man and his family casted as extras in a film." This country is just willing to accept mediocrity and less than that at every turn.
Just now noticed @dionnewarwick was one of the secret aliens on Earth in Men In Black, which still slaps as a comedy.
Residents of East Palestine, OH were actually extras in the airborne toxic event scene in White Noise. The simulation is glitching. cnn.com/2023/02/11/hea…
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I'm almost six years late on this but finally watching Season 3 of FARGO.
The desperation of Jungle Cruise to copy The Mummy. Oooooof.
You're not telling me there's a real place called Cumtown where aliens were trying to land. Am I trapped in an Adult Swim bit?
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I tweet for the people who watched this movie and knew immediately that their type was fine as hell
@washingtonpost I saw this movie, get Dustin Hoffman on the phone. He’ll take care of it.
as an MSU student, the MSU shooting is not your cue to attack people who think you shouldn’t be able to possess unregulated lethal weapons. the MSU shooting is not your trauma, and it’s certainly not your cue to publish your own right wing bullshit. Kindly, shut the fuck up.
Dear leftists, Using the Michigan State University shooting is not your cue to push your anti Second Amendment bullshit.
Jim Jordan mocked me as a patient with chronic illness when I testified before Congress. I risked my health to travel & testify for millions of Americans who struggle like me every day. I CANNOT wait for George Clooney's Documentary on Ohio State. The TRUTH will come out.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Statistical significance is not the same as clinical significance.
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A reminder to love yourself today because you are a DREAMBOAT 💝
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Breaking: Sen. Dianne Feinstein just announced that she will NOT run for re-election in 2024.
@RepDLamborn Rep. Lamborn, The peak inflation was a result of the badly-handled pandemic response under Trump & the tax cut for the wealthy. The GOP has the House. Where/What is the GOP plan to fight inflation to do something/anything to make life better for Americans?
@RepDLamborn In Turkey: " Turkey Inflation Rate is at 64.30%, compared to 84.40% last month and 36.10% last year. This is higher than the long term average of 25.80%."
@RepDLamborn In France: "France Inflation Rate is at 6.70%, compared to 7.10% last month and 3.40% last year. This is higher than the long term average of 1.64%."
@RepDLamborn Meanwhile, in Canada. " The Consumer Price Index (CPI) rose 6.3% year over year in December, following a 6.8% increase in November. Excluding food and energy, prices rose 5.3% on a yearly basis in December, following a gain of 5.4% in November.Jan 17, 2023"
@RepDLamborn In Italy: "The annual consumer price inflation in Italy fell to 10.1 percent in January of 2023 from 11.6 percent in the previous month, in line with market expectations, a preliminary estimate showed."
@RepDLamborn In Chile: "Annual inflation rate in Chile slowed for a second month to 12.3% in January of 2023, the lowest since May of 2022, from 12.8% in December. Prices continued to ease for housing & utilities (8.9% vs 9.6% in December) and transport (14.9% vs 18.3%) and slowed for food"
@RepDLamborn In Australia: "7.8% When will inflation peak? The Reserve Bank of Australia, or the RBA, says inflation is forecast to peak at around 8% in 2022 before dropping in 2023. It is currently at 7.8%.Jan 25, 2023"