Edna @EdnaHereToHelp

Liz so kindly came out to help with that Little Incident today! Apparently, she hates Insects of all kinds, and she does not enjoy leaving Zone 1. The more you know! Love you, Sugar Cube! I promise to make it up to you.

Typos are from the Ant bites. Do not look at me like that.

Hi guys

I admit full responsibility for the Ant infestation happening today. Hopefully just today. Look at the bright side! Some of you get the day off. Does anybody know an Exterminator?

Oh dear. I misplaced one jar of Ants. Do not open that jar if you find it, please. Those fellows were rather mean.

I cannot believe the amount of Sugar that was hidden in the Dorms. Do you have any idea the amount of Insects I had to capture? Perhaps I can work with this. I once saw some novelty Candied Insects, I'll try to replicate that. No waste around here!

For those of you who wondered why there were only two Treats left for when you Early Birds arrived, I could not stop him.

The big mister #offgame

// BTW this is mostly just so I can get in the groove of writing for Edna, I thought it would be a fun silly way to get a feel for how I want her character to be :-) So I probably won't be TOO active, is all.

Sugar Cubes, I know it is a friendly joke to all in the Factory that "Morale Booster" is more apt a job title for me, but please refrain from referring to me as such in front of Dedan when he visits. He is not quite as fair and cool tempered as Enoch, you know. I need a nap.

I met such a delightful fellow while on my morning commute!

It's a shame nobody is allowed to assist with my baking anymore. It was tiring, keeping impatient hands out of the batter. I cannot reward such behavior, though I do miss the company. Perhaps we can try again another time, if you all do your best!

I never thought I'd need a personal social media account, but Big Boss said it's where all my Sugar Cubes like to connect. Why are there so many duplicates of you? Nonetheless, I'll do my best for my team! Be on time tomorrow, or you'll miss out on the Early Bird Treats.