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Beekeeping Enthusiast 🐝 Broward County Alum (B&E) 👨🎓 Aspiring AKC Show Dog. 🧠 Joined October 2021-
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Kristi Noem won’t see your jokes but your friend who’s killed multiple dogs in a gravel pit will.
Nearly every HOA in the country has an elderly person whose only job is to whisper in the chairman’s ear “remember you’re but a man (do not violate state/federal law)” This person is paid 10-40k a year.
"what's in the sauce?" "pain."
"what's in the sauce?" "pain." https://t.co/iZ94DXHbzI
Spitting into a coke can while I’m dipping zyn so I can fit in at the job site.
Every manager you ever had who asked “are we having fun yet” is going straight to hell.
They change up the formula for candy corn? Cuz that shit HITS now.
AI nerds don’t like it when you call training data “feedstock”
It’s always some guy who built a career boofing tren that thinks “absolutely not” when he sees a tall girl at the track meet.
It’s always some guy who built a career boofing tren that thinks “absolutely not” when he sees a tall girl at the track meet.
Yevgeny Prigozhin started his career running a catering company before founding Wagner. This is like if Papa John founded blackwater then tried to overthrow Donald Trump.
Yevgeny Prigozhin started his career running a catering company before founding Wagner. This is like if Papa John founded blackwater then tried to overthrow Donald Trump.
If you’re not having sex with fat people you probably shouldn’t have an opinion on how they lose weight.
Having a healthy social life as a man means constantly being concerned one of your friends is going to begin consuming raw testicles to “preserve his vital energy” or some shit.
Why do people make their own kids from scratch when they could just adopt a fully cooked one that doesn’t shit itself and scream all night?
Why does “It’s just a joke” sound so much like “I’m just following orders”?
This SIMPLE trick (taking ur fucking meds) will absolutely ELIMINATE your risk of DYING of a STROKE in your 50s
how beautiful is it that all the Q people have to watch us living their dream
I wrote “I am alive” on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications
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2 Followers 22 Following I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it's a comedy." - 🃏
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146 Followers 4K Following if you trust women like me honestly you found the love of your life❤️
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205K Followers 259 Following Game Developer 💛 @Twitch @YouTube @Discord Partner 💜 Making #Heartbound with @RiverMakes & @StijnvanWakeren 💛 Business: [email protected]
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Mike Duncan. @mikeduncan
126K Followers 108 Following History podcaster/author. The History of Rome + Revolutions. “Hero of Two Worlds: The Marquis de Lafayette in the Age of Revolution" out now!
Kyla Scanlon @kylascan
168K Followers 917 Following wrote a book called "in this economy?" | (almost) daily economic videos | writing, podcast, and youtube 👻
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8K Followers 999 Following Military-Aviation, Maritime, Missile, Space, and Defense enthusiasts. occasional shitposter
IFY @IfyNwadiwe
107K Followers 3K Following Thot Dad™ | Comedian and Actor who writes TV shows, Video Games, and TV Shows about Video Games | Host of @umactuallyshow and (Redacted) on @dropout
Will Stancil @whstancil
81K Followers 511 Following I research metro policy and civil rights, focused on housing and schools. Proud member of Do-Something Twitter. Running for MN House! https://t.co/Q5xzs7kUmw
William B. Fuckley @opinonhaver
17K Followers 856 Following Endowed chair of the Tocqueville-Rand Freedom Enterprise Markets Innovation Center. Bound but not protected, I lie but I do not pretend. 🚰 🏗
Matt Darling 🌐🏗.. @besttrousers
47K Followers 3K Following Senior Employment Policy Analyst @niskanencenter. Chief Neoliberal Shill 2023. Labor/behavioral economics and causal inference.
Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson
10K Followers 2K Following 36th President of the United States. Democrat. Texan. Messages from the Office Staff signed -OS. Walter Jenkins signed -WJ FAQ: https://t.co/37lcMmje3v
Dan Olson @FoldableHuman
178K Followers 320 Following Albertan documentarian behind In Search of a Flat Earth, Line Goes Up, and The Future is a Dead Mall Not actually a duck [email protected]
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1K Followers 101 Following She / Her 🏳️⚧️ Idk what I'm doing. Be Lewd, Not Rude ❤️ bby @vyrthandi 🥰
Francis Fukuyama @FukuyamaFrancis
268K Followers 805 Following Senior Fellow at Stanford's Freeman Spogli Institute, Director, Ford Dorsey Masters in Intl Policy @StanfordCDDRL Instagram: francis.fukuyama
James @GravitysRa1nbow
24K Followers 918 Following Uphold Thucydidian-Clausewitzian-Hegelian-Fukuyamist thought.
Kings and Generals @KingsGenerals
25K Followers 544 Following A documentary channel. We are recreating the wars and the battles of the past. Business email: [email protected]
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Alt Schwift X @AltSchwiftX
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Alt Shift X @AltShiftX
48K Followers 41 Following Videos about stories – Game of Thrones, House of the Dragon, ASOIAF, Dune, The Expanse, and more. https://t.co/gWrH1J5Fhn
Joe Kassabian @JoeKassabian
9K Followers 281 Following host of @lions_by . Author of The Hooligans of Kandahar and a lot of sci fi. Holocaust and Genocide Denial Researcher.
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What a Hell of a Way .. @HellOfAWay
11K Followers 36 Following Twitter account for the What A Hell Of A Way To Die podcast, voted the best leftist military podcast since October 1917, with @ArmyStrang and @inthesedeserts
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7K Followers 520 Following History YouTuber AKA: "The Lockheed Leftist" - Slava Ukraine & Free Palestine! #NAFO
Potential History @Tank_Memes
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kraut.bsky.social @Der_Parrot
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TRASHFUTURE PODCAST @trashfuturepod
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21K Followers 1K Following bullshit femboy. 21 - the one good lib - New AND Old Amsterdam - LFGM ✡️ @linkbutalt Our most beautiful days: we haven't seen yet.
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172K Followers 407 Following Stats PhD student @Harvard • Follow me if you’re curious about statistics and data science.
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40K Followers 236 Following The real LazerPig it/that/Sir/Lord Admiral Gay AF🏳️🌈 Youtuber War Historian Avid Drunk No I cannot sell you Pizza🍕
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1.8M Followers 426 Following My posts help mentally ill peoples brains. I want to do good. I Want to bring value to this platform. That is my Quest. My Dream
Shotgun seed sower @ArmyStrang
30K Followers 1K Following Cohost of the podcast @HellOfAWay with @inthesedeserts, retired soldier, Left Leaner, dad joker, Ben Sisko stan, Regional Emmy Award Winner
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35K Followers 3K Following game dev, 10 years and counting (#TheLastofUs) x2 (@Borderlands) x4; (@Battleborn) opin. are my own 🔥@PlayStation While this is a victory for the players you've left a lasting stain on your brand as a publisher. Many people have very little reason to trust Sony going forward. Moving the business before you understand the playerbase is never the right choice.
THAT NIGGA GAVE US HOTLINE BLING U SAY HE TOUCHED THOSE KIDS⁉️
My dad was so racist even modern MAGA Republicans would think he went too far. Though, at least he had the decency to end his own racism via shotgun.
Would you vote for your dad if he ran for office as a mainstream Republican?
I’m going to be real I don’t think Drake signed off on being called a child-trafficking pedophile rapist who should kill himself
I legitimately think it's cool how everybody involved in rap beef, from the artists to the fans, keep up the kayfabe of "Holy shit ____ is FINISHED he will NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS!" when the whole thing is just pro wrestling callouts and the publicity benefits everyone involved
If Drake can make it through this weekend without killing himself, so can you ❤️
Morgan Stanley, my name is Ryan Comar. I post on occupied territories of X, formerly Twitter, where posts by the biggest chuds imaginable get 10k likes. Please send margin call on Elon Musk's outstanding debt obligations to liberate us.
If you're a 32 year old white guy the Drake / Kendrick beef is your chance to relive your best days, you may never have an opportunity like this again for as long as you live, don't squander it.
OVO mole at Kendrick studio
I'm no longer the biggest Drake hater. Kendrick Unbelievable.
Friendly reminder that you are on the conservative psyop website and everything you see here, even “leftist” content, is run through Elon’s filter before it hits your eyeballs. Believe nothing, fact check everything.
A lot of nutrition science has way less solid science behind it than people realize. “Why is the most expensive food the healthiest for you?” Ok have u ever considered that maybe people who can afford more expensive food tend to live longer than people who can’t?
The weird thing about the rhetoric that Israel is "an unindigenous colonial project" is that its politics were unquestionably better back when it was more nearly a colonial outpost of Europe, and all its leaders were socialists from Milwaukee, London and Vienna. -OS
@nikicaga The party moved right on immigration and trade. Hillary WAS the open borders candidate and we scorned her
It is 2012. The Lakers fired their coach. It is 2014. The Lakers fired their coach. It is 2016. The Lakers fired their coach. It is 2019. The Lakers fired their coach. It is 2022. The Lakers fired their coach. It is 2024. The Lakers fired their coach.
The Lakers are expected to terminate Darvin Ham by the end of the week, per @jovanbuha "The latest I've heard is the plan is still to move on from Darvin [Ham] at some point, likely by the end of the week, potentially as early as tomorrow, then the head coaching search will…
Nah I don’t think re electing Hitler is worth anything, actually. And I think the only “message” that re electing Hitler would send is “Americans like hitler”
I'm just gonna say it. I think it's important enough that we send a message that we will not support genocide even if it does result in the worst possible election outcome. it's worth burning it all down. it's worth what will happen to my own rights
The country of Colombia picked the funniest possible time to do this
BREAKING: Colombia cuts diplomatic relations with Israel
The brinksmanship between Novo Nordisk and McDonalds is going to kick off an evolutionary doom loop where hyper-fit Americans unhinge their jaws and eat one giant hamburger for sustenance every three weeks like a Kimodo Dragon
$MCD MCDONALD'S TO TEST LARGER BURGER THIS YEAR
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