Hunter Biden S. Thompson @Ellis_Paul_OBE
Joined November 2021-
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Making this sound when I cum
Smithers! What's happening?
The plan: - ask the boys what the move is - get 0 replies (they have a chat without me) - have 2 beers - start watching Netflix show, get bored and try another - another beer - double text to the chat and don’t get a response - 3 more beers - darkness sets in - stare at the void
I'm laughing so fucking hard
me: hey we were thinking of grabbing lunch, what are you feeling? the dark empath:
This guy doesn't fucking know anything
there are people out there who have never seen the SAW franchise and think it’s just torture porn without knowing there’s an interconnected soap-opera ass storyline with recurring characters and that just pains me
When someone wants to ‘jump on a call’ after I’ve written a thorough and detailed email
Just told my 10yo daughter about #OJSimpson. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said “#Juicekanda forever” -- which is the sort of pop-culture crossover that I can celebrate.
teenage me looking at my mom like as my doctor discloses my suicidaI tendencies that i thought were confidential
*jk rowling inventing the word muggle* let's start strong with two g's in the middle
I love smiling friends because they are so funny they make me smile and it’s like they did their job on me :)
⚠️ IMPORTANT SCAM PSA ⚠️ Theres a new scam going around that's not very obvious and can be easy to fall for! If you see a tunnel that looks like the image on the left, DON'T RUN INTO IT! (more info in thread 🧵)
this still one of the funniest images i've ever seen
Nowadays they’d call him Gay-9 because of woke 🙄
(simpsons weezer) what's with these homers lisa bart marge
(simpsons weezer) what's with these homers lisa bart marge
He is Risen. and by He. haha well. lets justr say. my peanits
gigantic day for that one kid in class that showed you gore videos out of nowhere and also had bad breath and also kinda stood way too close to your face
gigantic day for that one kid in class that showed you gore videos out of nowhere and also had bad breath and also kinda stood way too close to your face
Nax @Nax________
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Screen Versed @ScreenVersed
3K Followers 3K Following ScreenVersed provides education in #filmtheory, #filmmaking, and #storytelling. #Screen #Film #Filmmaking #Screenwriting #Cinematography #Cinephile
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Frederic van Strydonc.. @iamskidot127
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sherman rabbit (they/.. @enbyinthecorner
191 Followers 248 Following drag stand up comic, photographer, film maker, journalist, archivist, trans rights activist and creator of BOUND
robyn @ifyouseerobyn
2K Followers 1K Following mackem • @PICNICtheband & @bigfatbig_ • budget hayley williams w/ @aintitfunband • mainly music, reality tv & safc • she/her! 🪩
Christine Liddle @ChristineLiddl8
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jasmin without the �.. @choydivision
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B E C C A @rebeccarosecook
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Rhys @RhysMelhuish22
976 Followers 941 Following mel - hugh - ish • most likely drumming, playing Pokémon, drunk-tweeting or sulking over that ludicrous display last night.
clown zoologist @clownsorbet
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brad 🦭 @bradbell__
283 Followers 317 Following bro just take the L u posted Kermit gulag - pfp by @jakotens
Coops. @CoopsTibial
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Scott Houghton @ScottHoughton73
260 Followers 230 Following Lecturer at Northumbria University interested in gambling, marketing and social media.
Thomas Hopper @ThomasHopper3
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Kate 🐌 @HatherzJr
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Li⎊m @YaboiasArtorias
68 Followers 698 Following The hobgoblin, knob slobberin', double decker pecker wrecker #NUFC
literally Ryan Goslin.. @JudgeFish
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jack @neproxin
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Crazy Ass Moments in .. @DrWhoMoment
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cats being weird litt.. @weirdlilguys
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craig reynolds @reynlord
41K Followers 986 Following @strayfromdapath / the downbeat. search my tweets for whatever opinion you need me to post every single day and pat yourself on the back instead.
sherman rabbit (they/.. @enbyinthecorner
191 Followers 248 Following drag stand up comic, photographer, film maker, journalist, archivist, trans rights activist and creator of BOUND
robyn @ifyouseerobyn
2K Followers 1K Following mackem • @PICNICtheband & @bigfatbig_ • budget hayley williams w/ @aintitfunband • mainly music, reality tv & safc • she/her! 🪩
clown zoologist @clownsorbet
155 Followers 408 Following
jasmin without the �.. @choydivision
169 Followers 226 Following
B E C C A @rebeccarosecook
914 Followers 2K Following 📍27 | NCL | marketing exec | music enthusiast ✨
Rhys @RhysMelhuish22
976 Followers 941 Following mel - hugh - ish • most likely drumming, playing Pokémon, drunk-tweeting or sulking over that ludicrous display last night.
brad 🦭 @bradbell__
283 Followers 317 Following bro just take the L u posted Kermit gulag - pfp by @jakotens
Coops. @CoopsTibial
116 Followers 199 Following
Scott Houghton @ScottHoughton73
260 Followers 230 Following Lecturer at Northumbria University interested in gambling, marketing and social media.
Thomas Hopper @ThomasHopper3
172 Followers 406 Following
Kate 🐌 @HatherzJr
160 Followers 323 Following Multimedia Content Coordinator ✍️ I shoot gigs and stuff 📷
Li⎊m @YaboiasArtorias
68 Followers 698 Following The hobgoblin, knob slobberin', double decker pecker wrecker #NUFC
literally Ryan Goslin.. @JudgeFish
221 Followers 878 Following The mixmaster The buttblaster Dawn of the Wintermoon Disclaimer: facts given are not always facts.
jack @neproxin
606 Followers 2K Following Film guy | CASHOUT GLOBAL INDUSTRIES | TO for @meleeinleeds
This is what a cornfield looks like, honey.
I watch 2 seconds of the wrong YouTube video and for weeks I'm getting suggestions of videos titled things like "The Only Stormtrooper Who Didnt Fear Darth Vader" that have 9 million views
this is such a funny way to say you don’t fuck with your dog
fascist: it’s so funny when protesters are beaten by the police leftist: (bravely) it’s so funny when WHITE protesters are beaten by the police
This drawing of Bart is insane
I came to Newcastle College today specifically to spend my Weimar Republic banknotes and I can't believe they'd fuck me over like this
first date shirt / break up shirt
this will be great for a game I'm developing where you slip on a banana peel for 40 mins straight
Disney’s new "Holotile" treadmill/moving floor for VR is insane
Jeremy Corbyn’s call for ‘peace’ plays into the hands of anti-western dictators | Letter theguardian.com/politics/2024/…
Remarkable investigation by @RollingStone. Serbian war criminal who kicks the dead body of a woman in Bosnia in this '92 pic is Dragan Gordonic AKA DJ Crazy Times He walks free & has performed in Serbia's top music festival. He was on the payroll of Serbia's State Security…
actually showing my dad peep show was a mistake. he just texts me stuff like this now out of the blue.
If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
early 2000s raunch comedy about a couple of frat guys who accidentally spend spring break training to be Hamas
Netanyahu announces he has evidence that some 20,000 US students have been trained by Hamas in Iran over the last 90 days.
Is anybody else seeing the Foghorn Leghorn memes or is my brain trying to comfort me as I die?
It brings me no pleasure to say that unfortunately this is very funny
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