Emily Shawgo @EmilyShawgo

Security Engineer | I drink coffee and I find things | Office meme dealer | The closer you think you are, the less you'll actually see Pittsburgh, PA Joined September 2013

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Emily Shawgo @EmilyShawgo

3 years ago

“The venn diagram of people who don’t like Rent and people who relate to Benny is a circle” ~ @TheRickFinch

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Sometimes when I am dreaming I purchase or am given an item that I’m really excited to have and then I’m pissed when I wake up and don’t have it, and if I understand correctly that’s basically just what NFTs are like.

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James Hollingshead @bladesjester

5 years ago

"Email is where information goes to die" NO. Email is a vital portion of asynchronous communication. Stop demanding that everyone answer IMs in real time. 70% of the questions you have honestly don't have to be answered in real time.

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Todd in the Shadows @ShadowTodd

5 years ago

The true millennial/Gen Z divide is if you remember enjoying being on the Internet

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Emily Shawgo @EmilyShawgo

5 years ago

Twitter is just 300 million people screaming “MY CABBAGES” while the actual plot is taking place.

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John Wunder @jwunder

5 years ago

Me on Monday: I'm going to have a TODO LIST, I'm going to TRACK MY TASKS, and I'm going to be LESS STRESSED Me on Thursday: I have a TODO LIST, it has TOO MANY TASKS, and ALSO I FORGOT TO ADD half of them

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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn

5 years ago

Wife: Well, that's depressing. Me: What? Wife: Everything. That's enough internet for today.

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Emily Shawgo @EmilyShawgo

5 years ago

I have never read a more accurate thing in my life...

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kay taylor rea @kaytaylorrea

7 years ago

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| Live your life in a way that would make Mr. Rogers AND Carrie Fisher proud. |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　づ

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Cookiehead the King of M.O. @Cookiehead702

5 years ago

If seatbelts work, why do we need airbags? If airbags work, why do we need seatbelts?

Jordan Rachel @TheJordanRachel

5 years ago

If seatbelts work, why do we need airbags? If airbags work, why do we need seatbelts?

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Emily Shawgo @EmilyShawgo

5 years ago

This is one time you should read the comments...

David Evenden @JediMammoth

5 years ago

This is one time you should read the comments...

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St. Baldrick's Foundation @StBaldricks

5 years ago

Put your bad haircut to good use. Donate what you would have spent on a haircut to St. Baldricks and #DFYchildhoodCancers. Share your home haircut photo/video, tag @StBaldricks and use hashtags #CoronaCuts4KidsCancers #CoronaCuts #CovidCuts. Retweet this post to spread the word.